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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: Dark Shade on November 28, 2002, 11:59:10 PM
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Check it out....
http://www.jesus.com
Man...this guy has some SERIOUS shit goin for him...
Making fun of the all-mighty and/or pretending to be him may offend some people, but most believe him.
The overly large sign:
GOD IS BROKE!
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What the...???
This guy is looking for a woman and he thinks that making fun of Jesus ought to do the trick?? What an ass-fuck! I'm thinking that MAYBE if he cut his hair and shaved, people would stop commenting on his striking resemblence to what we think Jesus looks like.
...although, I am intrigued. I live pretty close to him, maybe I'll give him a call.
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Bathe with Jesus
Young women interested in bathing with Jesus can now have their dream come true. Not only will you make a new friend, but you will be supporting good hygiene and benefiting the environment by conserving water. There are no strings attached except that a picture of us, suitable for family viewing, will be taken and placed on this web site as a lasting tribute to our determined efforts at cleanliness.
All requests from young women in the DC Metro area will be considered. Women from out of town will have to handle their own travel provisions, though a guest room is often available if needed. In most cases Jesus will be available and eager to speak to you about spirituality if desired. If you are not spiritual, Jesus will share a beer and pleasant existential banter.
How can you win? Inquire within by telling a little about yourself and why you'd make a good bathing partner for Jesus.
You must be 18 or older to enter. Shower can be exchanged for bubble bath upon request.
HA! Take that Jack Chick!
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Your entire post disturbs me Miss Daria, heh.
The security avatar.
The turkey sig, damned PETA...
Bathing with Jesus....
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You know where my avatar is from :?:
Shhhhhhhhhh, He's watching us.
(http://www.hereinreality.com/bigbro1.jpg)
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Gotta love "bathe with Jesus"!
Heheheh....
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If I am not mistaken, your avatar is the symbol the supposed Illuminati adopted for their organization, and is also represented on the US $1.
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Bathe with The Judge
Young women interested in bathing with The Judge can now have their dream come true. Not only will you make a new friend (until your departure), but you will be supporting good hygiene and benefiting the environment by conserving water (Actually, you will generate some more fluids...). There are no strings attached except that a video of us, not suitable for family viewing, will be taken and placed in my personal library as a lasting tribute to our determined efforts at joyfull cleanliness experience. But mostly, for promotional usage.
All requests from young women will be considered, as long as they are not ugly skanks. Women from out of town will have to handle their own travel provisions, though a guest room is often available if needed, for a fee of course. In most cases The Judge will be not be available and eager to speak to you about spirituality. Let's just get down to business. If you are not spiritual, The Judge will let you buy him a beer and request that you exibit yourself.
How can you win? How can you loose is the question! Inquire within by giving a little of yourself and why you'd make a good "bathing" partner for The Judge.
You must be 18 or older to enter. Shower can be exchanged for bubble bath upon request. Either way, you're screwed. Get it?
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If I am not mistaken, your avatar is the symbol the supposed Illuminati adopted for their organization, and is also represented on the US $1.
Mine?
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Yes, there's some badly-lit computer generated man's face on the dollar bill.
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Hey, it's America...
You never know what they're planning down there...
*cue X-Files music*
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If I am not mistaken, your avatar is the symbol the supposed Illuminati adopted for their organization, and is also represented on the US $1.
Yeah but I know that exact image is used on some site that's home to info on some new American secuirty council. The eye is looking out on the world. I have no clue WHAT the council is though, please help....
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bathe with jesus????-----
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I stand corrected. That pyramid with the eye looking at the Earth is the new Homeland Security organization council thing. I KNOW it's originally from something much creepier that makes you wonder why the hell they picked it. I certainly think of occultic origins looking at that; from a Christian nation no less. Tsk tsk tsk....
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Omfl .... Now I have seen it all. Okay well thats prolly not the truest of all statements. I am sure there will be something else to top this one some where on the net.