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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 19, 2003, 09:30:42 PM
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Ransom was on the past few days on TBS, and I could help but realize just how great the following quote is:
We'll do what you say and go to the bank. If anything goes wrong, you're gonna turn around and I'll be gone. And if that happens, from this day on, every time your kid leaves this house, to go to school, go play, see a friend, or buy a fucking comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself, "Is today Jimmy Shaker day?"
For some reason I get a kick out of the whole "Is today Jimmy Shaker Day?" part. Do any of you have any good quotes from movies that you may or may like that amuse the hell out of you?
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"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." - 'Gladiator'
"You're that secret agent! That English secret agent, from England!" - JW Pepper, 'Live And Let Die'
Only a few. I'll probably scrounge my brain for more.
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Let's hit the fuckin' road! ~ Frank Booth (Blue Velvet)
(http://www.obeygiant.com/stickers/bootlegs/images/frankbooth.gif)
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Well that's just what we call pillow talk, baby - Ash
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Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much!
(Full Metal Jacket)
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MAN #1: Ellis Boyd Redding, your file says you've served forty years of a life sentence. You feel you've been rehabilitated?
RED: Rehabilitated. Let's see now. You know, come to think of it, I have no idea what that means.
MAN #2: Well, it means you're ready to rejoin society as a--
RED: I know what you think it means, Sonny. To me, I think it's a made-up word, a politician's word. A word so young fellas like you can wear a suit and tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
MAN: Well... are you?
RED: Not a day goes by I don't feel regret, and not because I'm in here or you think I should. I look back on the way I was then... a young stupid kid who did that terrible crime... I wanna talk to him, I wanna try and talk some sense into him. Tell him how things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, this old man is all that's left, and I have to live with that. "Rehabilitated?" Is just a bullshit word, so you just go on ahead and stamp that form there, sonny, and stop wasting my damn time. Truth is, I don't give a shit.
- Shawshank Redemption
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Sean: So, what did you think?
Will: What did I think?
Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.
Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out
for somethin' better. I figure I'll
eliminate the middle man. Why not
just shoot my buddy, take his job and
give it to his sworn enemy, hike up
gas prices, bomb a village, club a
baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join
the National Guard? Christ, I could
be elected President.
-Good Will Hunting
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Randal:Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?
--Clerks
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President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day, you installed speed bumps on the handicap ramps, and most recently, you dumped a hundred pounds of....meat, on a peaceful vegan protest!
Droz: Oh, come on! That was way more than a hundred pounds!
(PCU)
(wav file of that quote here (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=2263&view=1))
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Cop: I can put you in Queens the night of the highjacking.
Todd Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. You put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
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Cop: I can put you in Queens the night of the highjacking.
Todd Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. You put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Hahaha! I love that movie. :)
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Verna: You think you've raised hell.
Tom Reagan: Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!
~Miller's Crossing
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After beating the hell out of the guy at the diner.]
Mallory: How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?
~ Natural Born Killers
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Inconceivable! (http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/bride/incnable.wav)
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"You were right Smith, you were always right... it is inevitable"
~Neo-Matrix Revolutions~
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"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!" - Gunnery Sgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"If they hadn't done....what I told 'em not to do...they'd still be alive today." - Mr Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
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"I'm really not so bad, once you get to know me." - Agent Smith, Matrix Revolutions
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"I'm really not so bad, once you get to know me." - Agent Smith, Matrix Revolutions
sorry to nit pick there DS, but he doesn't say "really" anywhere in that quote during the movie... sorry to correct you :wink:
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OH YEAH?????? REALY???? FEH!!
:P
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unngh.... oh... ooh... ah ah ah.... fuck yeah! oh... oh, baby, give it to me...
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TD does tehgeekery (OMFGLOL!!11) ??
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TD does tehgeekery (OMFGLOL!!11) ??
i've concidered it, but, ya know, it would just be too much work.
"TD does Girlfriend" can be arranged for the low, low price of $999,999,999.99, plus shipping and handling charges may apply. If you act now, i'll even include some raw and rare footage from my new job as a barista at starbucks!
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HELL BUMP
Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
I sing this at work when my boss asks me his opinion about projects.
Boss So, Xolik, what do you think about ditching Active Directory in favour of Open Directory? Think you can do it in a week?
Xolik*in singsong falsetto voice* Ohhhhhhhhh, you know what you look like to meeeeee, with your good bag and your cheap shoooooooes, you look like a ruuuuuuube....
Boss....yeah, I'll just walk away now...
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I`m surprised you geeks said no Star Wars quotes.
Darth Vader: Your lack of faith disturbes me.
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Hate Star Wars
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"If we're going to die, I want you to know something. I was in the pharmacy a while ago. There was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the counter. Really good-looking. I went up and asked her where the cough syrup was. I didn't even have a cough, and I almost bought it. I'm talking about a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup, which costs like six bucks." -The Happening
"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations." - Empire Strikes Back
Oh, how I love Star Wars.
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"Basically I'm just gonna walk the earth... You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures."
Hate Star Wars
why
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"Basically I'm just gonna walk the earth... You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures."
"So you're gonna be a bum?"
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Boss: Sorry, Luke. I'm just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Luke: Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss.
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...why
stupid
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Mom:I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon.
Stepbrothers
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We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us.
As long as he resists us, we never destroy him.
We make him one of ourselves before we kill him.
We make his brain perfect before we blow it out.
And then...
when there is nothing left but sorrow and love of Big Brother...
we shall lift you clean out of history.
O'Brien, 1984
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"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
-- Maximus, 'Gladiator'
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"I'm Batman"
-- Batman, Batman
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"Roads ...? Where we're going we don't need roads !" Doc