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Post by: needles on March 18, 2005, 02:55:03 PM: or not. (howszat?)
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Post by: ivan on March 18, 2005, 02:56:46 PM: *bump*
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Post by: hackess on March 18, 2005, 02:58:18 PM: Ahem. Maybe you should suggest the defendant...
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Post by: Min on March 18, 2005, 02:59:08 PM: We will now hear the case of The Geekery vs. Tedneedles.

Needles is accused of one count of thread necromancy. Representing the prosecution is Reimero.

Needles will be defending himself but reserves the right to bring in co-council at a later date.
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Post by: needles on March 18, 2005, 02:59:20 PM: good god this thread is minutes old!
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Post by: needles on March 18, 2005, 03:00:48 PM: i think rameirios should have the choice to select the prostitution but isn't he really the plaintiff?
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Post by: Min on March 18, 2005, 03:03:09 PM: Yeah ok.
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Post by: needles on March 18, 2005, 03:12:39 PM: i'm thinking of selecting nin & # 273;a& #27 3; (http://www.geekforum.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2357) as my council as i think masturbating janet reno may be too much yall to chew on.
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Post by: reimero on March 18, 2005, 03:12:43 PM: Wait... am I a plaintain or the prostitution?
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Post by: needles on March 18, 2005, 03:15:07 PM: i decline to comment to you directly on advice of council.

wait. i just did. well fuck.
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Post by: reimero on March 18, 2005, 03:17:28 PM: Who is the Judge here?
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 18, 2005, 03:18:12 PM: Can I announce my guilt at this stage, or should I wait
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Post by: Min on March 18, 2005, 03:18:44 PM: Quote from: reimero
Wait... am I a plaintain or the prostitution?

Heh. It's up to you. Do you want to try the case yourself or choose someone else to do it?
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Post by: Min on March 18, 2005, 03:19:39 PM: The Judge (http://www.geekforum.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=32)
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Post by: reimero on March 18, 2005, 03:21:15 PM: Quote from: Detta
Quote from: reimero
Wait... am I a plaintain or the prostitution?

Heh. It's up to you. Do you want to try the case yourself or choose someone else to do it?

I'll step up to the plate, but not till the Judge arrives.
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Post by: Min on March 18, 2005, 03:25:18 PM: Sweet.
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Post by: needles on March 18, 2005, 03:28:59 PM: i hope this ain't going to be another kangaroo court like last time!
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Post by: reimero on March 18, 2005, 03:36:44 PM: (http://kangaroocourt.com/KC-logo-new.jpg)
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Post by: The_FOO on March 18, 2005, 04:40:05 PM: YAY! Comedy gold strikes again!

/me heads to teh prim3 seats in teh penis gallery.
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Post by: Binoboy on March 18, 2005, 05:05:59 PM: I object!
As non-prosecutor, I move we raise Needles's charges here now in the pretrial hearings. 5 counts of thread necromancy!
Where's our jury? Where's the voir dare?! WHERE IS EVERYTHING WE NEED?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: Min on March 18, 2005, 05:35:24 PM: You can't prove 5 counts. This is an outrage!
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Post by: Crystalmonkey on March 19, 2005, 11:10:20 AM: I'll be on the jury... is it wrong to make evil faces at needles so that he thinks we will vote him guilt?
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Post by: Binoboy on March 19, 2005, 12:38:13 PM: Objection Noone-in-Particular! We did not question this jurist sufficiently! This is like some Buzz Bunny extreme **** right here!
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Post by: Crystalmonkey on March 20, 2005, 12:12:16 AM: That is a fun movie B
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Post by: needles on March 20, 2005, 05:52:16 PM: WE SHOULD TRY YOU ON OVER-USE OF THE CAPS, BI-BOY
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Post by: Binoboy on March 20, 2005, 11:32:54 PM: HEY I'M NOT THE ONE ON TRIAL HERE A**R****!!! MOTION TO DETAIN THE DEFENDANT OR WHATEVER HE IS!!!
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Post by: needles on March 21, 2005, 12:39:38 PM: i have chosen my lawyer (http://cityofmarigolds.com/wm)
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Post by: Min on March 21, 2005, 12:44:48 PM: Well bah God, y'all can't just get free representation every time y'all take a notion.
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Post by: needles on March 21, 2005, 12:45:19 PM: and his co-council (http://starverse.dwnonline.com/pics/necromancer.jpg)
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Post by: reimero on March 21, 2005, 02:06:51 PM: The prostitution is still awaiting the arrival of the Judge.
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Post by: Min on March 21, 2005, 02:13:35 PM: We may have to appoint another judge. What the hell is up with that guy not even showing up?
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Post by: needles on March 21, 2005, 02:16:52 PM: MISTRIAL!!!!!

in your FACE, justice!
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 01:49:34 PM: Alright, alright... Who is being presented in front of me and waht are the accusations?
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 01:57:12 PM: OMFG REED TEH FUKCING THREAD D00d!!1

oh shit i better cool it.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 02:03:30 PM: Needles is charged with 2 counts of thread necromancy. I am the plaintain and the prostitution.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 02:14:37 PM: Quote from: reimero
Needles is charged with 2 counts of thread necromancy.

GUILTY!!!!

Well... that was easy.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 02:15:51 PM: well damn it don't i even get to defend myself? and tell what a terrible childhood i had and all that?
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 02:16:41 PM: Oooooh! You want a fair trial? Well maybe you should start a "we need a another fair trial around here" thread.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 02:17:57 PM: would you quit bumbing this thread?
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Post by: Min on March 22, 2005, 02:18:41 PM: I say we get a new judge.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 02:21:19 PM: Quote from: Detta
I say we get a new judge.

Don't make me send the marshall after you young lady!

Let us begin with the opening statements of the prostitution.
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 02:23:23 PM: As a simple English backwater cousin, new to these here forum thingies, would someone please explain what "thread necromancing" and "bumping" actually mean ?

Or you could give yourself a few seconds of hedonistic pleasure by flaming or stabbing me with your razor sharp wits.

Actually that second option sounds quite interesting, I might flame myself, never tried.
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 02:25:23 PM: Quote
Actually that second option sounds quite interesting, I might flame myself, never tried

Hey Newbie

Learn a little about the internet before you come and insult our intelligence with your childish posts

Loser !!
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 02:27:58 PM: "flaming" is when you gay up a thread. bumping is when you like it.
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Post by: Min on March 22, 2005, 02:32:27 PM: Well Graham, it's like this. Sometimes someone comes along and reads a really old thread and thinks it's funny and replies with an "LOL". The rest of the members read the whole thread, see people they haven't seen in years, get excited, and then realize that it's just an old thread. This is what they mean by "bumping" a thread. It makes it appear new. This pissed people off.

Sometimes, a thread had not been responded in for a week or two, but someone hasn't been around in a week or two, so it's new to them. They respond in the thread, and it pisses some people off because they think it's "reviving a dead (old) thread". But how does that person know? They haven't been around, it's new to them.

Sometimes, there's a sticky thread that someone wants to say something in, but it doesn't seem much like a "dead" thread because it's stickied.

There are alot of different possiblilites. But basically they're talking about posting in a thread that hasn't been posted in in a long time.

It's been debated for years on the internet, just when is a thread "dead"? There are many opinions on it. Personally, I feel that if someone has something interesting to say, they should say it. Others feel that they should start a new thread and link to the old one. Who knows. It's just difference of opinion.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 02:34:42 PM: thanks for clearing that up, detta. all these years i was living with those lies...
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Post by: Min on March 22, 2005, 02:36:28 PM: ````/////n-0-t--//\\a//\\--p-R-o-B-l-3-m/////`````
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 02:37:55 PM: Thanks Detta

Eloquent and succinct as usual, I have added your comments to my own forum rules and hopefully will minimise the amount of people I piss off

BTW Losing heavily at poker at the moment, hope my luck changes
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 02:40:17 PM: Quote from: Graham_UK
succinct

Hey I just learned a new word!

too bad I won't remember id in 5 minutes. :oops:
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 02:44:58 PM: Or be able to spell id

:lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:00:04 PM: Motion for Graham_UK to be exceuted for making fun of TheJudge!
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:09:01 PM: motion seconded.

let's hurl old threads at him till he expires. :wink:
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:13:46 PM: I like executions.

Okay, on to the opening statement.

Your Judgieness, members of the court, ladles and gentiles of the jury. The accused, Needles, did knowingly and willfully and with disregard for Law AND Kgb33ns resurrect not one, but TWO threads which should have been left in peace. And not less than one of those thread resurrections was frivolous and unrelated to the original topic.

Thank you.
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 03:14:30 PM: Oh No !!!

And I just made a resolution not to annoy other forum members.

Damn that impish good humour of mine.

<waits for contempt of court judgement, head down >
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:15:52 PM: Don't worry, Graham, we all hold the court in contempt.

Oops, did I say that out loud? What I meant to say was, the Prostitution disrespectfully submits that a third count of thread necrophilia be added to Needle's hip-hop sheet.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:17:56 PM: dew wot?! where?

oh.
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 03:20:30 PM: As I have already annoyed TheJudge, I may as well go off topic as well

What can I spend my loot on ?

Cos I need

1) New pannehs

2) A cheese Grater

3) The love of a good woman

In that order
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:28:19 PM: that's no argument for any decent prostitution that's just tattle tailing!

(yeah i know that's the wrong word)
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:29:46 PM: Does the defense wish to make opening statements?
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Post by: hackess on March 22, 2005, 03:31:34 PM: Once upon a time.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:32:25 PM: That reminds me of my childhood. Can you brest feed me?
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Post by: Demosthenes on March 22, 2005, 03:32:50 PM: As a friend of the court, your honor, I would like to make a motion to have the Defense's briefs released for our scrutiny.
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Post by: hackess on March 22, 2005, 03:34:01 PM: Quote from: TheJudge
That reminds me of my childhood. Can you brest feed me?

If I knew what a "brest" was.

I have another statement, Your Dishonor.

It was a dark and stormy night.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:35:02 PM: Objection! Some of the necrophilia happened during the day! And he didn't even bother to get a room!

Edit: and for the record, Brest is a city in Poland.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:36:00 PM: Quote from: Demosthenes
As a friend of the court, your honor, I would like to make a motion to have the Defense's briefs released for our scrutiny.

I have lost all sense of smell in an unfortunate accident involving a fishing pole and a 200 pound canoe therefore I have no objections.
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Post by: hackess on March 22, 2005, 03:37:09 PM: Quote from: reimero
Objection! Some of the necrophilia happened during the day! And he didn't even bother to get a room!

Objection! You can't object to my opening statements.
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Post by: Wronsford Merriweather on March 22, 2005, 03:37:26 PM: (http://www.cityofmarigolds.com/wm/images/wm.jpg)

Well no let's just take a good look at this thang, and let's see what we'rea gonna do with her.

Yall's honor, Ladies, Gentlemen and Remedios.

Now it may be true now that that little bitty feller, needles, commited necrophilia. The truely bad part of it was that it was his own doberman! Now yall better know now that I ain't makin this up.

But wantchall to know this now, he was a jumpin around like a one legged hobo that just got him some beany weenies.

A have no choice but to plead guilty by reason of insanity.

Thank yall
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:38:22 PM: The prostitution will permit the defense to defend itself in self defense against... itself I guess.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:38:51 PM: Ooops... already been ruled on.
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Post by: hackess on March 22, 2005, 03:39:08 PM: Your Horror, I am filing a motion to be released from this case, by reason of I'm intensely attracted to my client's tractor.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:40:26 PM: Quote from: catwritr
Your Horror, I am filing a motion to be released from this case, by reason of I'm intensely attracted to my client

woot!
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:40:39 PM: The Prostitution has no objections to the Defense's motion of release from being forced to defend the indefensible, even if it is over a green tractor.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:41:52 PM: Well that's because you haven't seen my attractor beam... But there's obviously a conflict of interest and the court cannot operate under such conditions. Motion granted.

Will the real slim defence representative please stand up? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Let's just proceed with the exhibits. Can the prostitution please feature their exhibits to the court in a provocative maner?
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Post by: hackess on March 22, 2005, 03:45:42 PM: whoo! I'm free!

*joins jury pool*
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Post by: Wronsford Merriweather on March 22, 2005, 03:45:57 PM: Well by god buddy I just stood thar a solliliquying like Martin Luther King on Hee Haw.

I'm a Retired Jugde and I'm qualified by god, and some man put me on the tee vee and everthang.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeew

god.

I'm a Retired Judge not a workin down to the corn shuckin factry. If i was doin that I'd be strippin your silk right now.

(http://www.cityofmarigolds.com/wm/)[/i]
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:49:08 PM: This really sucks when there's not a stoobie involved.
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 03:50:52 PM: It is missing that acidic bite
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:50:58 PM: your bonor, my council obviously is elderly and doesn't understand this cascading htmal scripts and code tags. i hope you won't hold that against me.

on another note, i'd like to point out that the prostitution apparently moonlights as Remedios the Beauty this novel (http://www.oprah.com/obc_classic/featbook/oyos/magic/oyos_magic_read.jhtml) and would like to motion for him to be dismissed for lack of any clothing whatsoever.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:51:50 PM: The Prostitution can always trump ^H^H^H^H^H^H bring up charges against Graham_UK for $SOMETHING_RELATED
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:52:11 PM: Quote from: TheJudge
This really sucks when there's not a stoobie involved.

yeah. it's only funny to me because i'm the only one with a sense of humor around here :wink:
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 03:54:37 PM: Quote from: needles
your bonor, my council obviously is elderly and doesn't understand this cascading htmal scripts and code tags. i hope you won't hold that against me.

on another note, i'd like to point out that the prostitution apparently moonlights as Remedios the Beauty this novel (http://www.oprah.com/obc_classic/featbook/oyos/magic/oyos_magic_read.jhtml) and would like to motion for him to be dismissed for lack of any clothing whatsoever.

The prostitution objects to these allegations and disrespectfully flips off the defendant.

Furthermore, the prostitution would like to know if His Judginess would like a mocha latte.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:55:34 PM: Quote from: needles
yeah. it's only funny to me because i'm the only one with a sense of humor around here :wink:

And that is why you should be banned.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:55:54 PM: maybe i should go back to making my commercial about capitain d's new octopus balls.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:57:29 PM: That's a cool cooking show. That Captain Detta can really work the meat.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 03:57:50 PM: i seem to be stuck on "Dip your balls in our sauce and chew! ™"

that is just not witty enough. i'm loosing my touch.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 03:58:56 PM: Could be a cold comercial.

"Got a cold? Dip your balls in our sauce!

Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwchhhhheeeeeewwwwwwwww!"

/lame
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 04:00:00 PM: You've long since lost your touch, dude. Believe me, this is a mercy execution we're staging here.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 04:05:31 PM: you can't execute me!? i don't run for nothin!
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 04:05:46 PM: The prostitution now wishes to call its first witness.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2005, 04:06:53 PM: speaking of dipping balls in hot sauce, I think I'll call it a day and head home to di.. erm... to read a novel by ..erm.. some dude holding a pen. In his left hand. You know, because only like 10% of the population does so according to CSI Miami therefore it must be true and when you think about it, it's really cool that you can write an entire book with your left hand when 90% of the people can't. Yeah... That's really cool.

HEY! Maybe I should start typing with my left hand only. I'll make as many typo's but the intervals between my posts will be extended due to the aditional time required to type me replies. So really, that's a benefit for all of you. I'd type with my left toes but the toejam keeps clogging the keyboard.
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 04:10:06 PM: oh i know for a fact i havn't lost my touch. i know exactly where it is: getting enriched in detta's pants.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 04:13:39 PM: TMI, dude!
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 04:15:18 PM: tack it on to the tail end of all the other charges man.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 04:16:20 PM: You're the doctor!

/me adds more charges to the hip-hop sheet
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 04:17:44 PM: <keeping head down, obvious target>

<hides behind pregnant blind woman in case they start shooting>
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Post by: needles on March 22, 2005, 04:25:04 PM: i' dlike to see this crap sheet you've got on me. i bet half the charges are tramped up.
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Post by: reimero on March 22, 2005, 04:27:00 PM: It's not a crap sheet, it's a hip-hop sheet, yo!
I don't be trampin' up no chizzle
'cuz you be guilty fo' shizzle
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Post by: BizB on March 22, 2005, 04:33:26 PM: Quote from: Graham_UK
<keeping head down, obvious target>

<hides behind pregnant blind woman in case they start shooting>
It's not the cans after all... It's the pregnant people! He hates the pregnant people.
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/jerksniper.jpg)
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Post by: Graham_UK on March 22, 2005, 04:38:55 PM: <damn they have spotted me>

< hides in native american school, gotta be safe there >
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 10:27:59 AM: Your DisHonor, I hereby informally present the hip-hop sheet against the guilty party:

Needles be the thread necro
gettin' retro
like Tecmo

Homeboy raise the thread
from the dead
hurts my head, yo!

Started wit' soupbandit
he had to hand it
to feed his necro habit

Then he went on gettin' slutty
gettin' nutty
get political dagnabit!

Got no respect fo' the judge
eatin' fudge
excuses all jus' sludge, yo!

I hope ya see he's guilty (uh huh)
guilty (uh huh)
time to lay the smackdown!
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Post by: needles on March 23, 2005, 10:40:24 AM: now all you gotta do is hope teh judge enjoys awkward metre.
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Post by: Min on March 23, 2005, 11:13:28 AM: Oh he does. AND HOW!!
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Post by: needles on March 23, 2005, 12:56:13 PM: fine then. as an offering in hopes of not getting banned, i give the judge my balls (http://cityofmarigolds.com/images/squirty.jpg).
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Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2005, 01:41:15 PM: Mmmmm.... saucy!
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 02:16:14 PM: All right, I'm calling my first witness
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Post by: needles on March 23, 2005, 02:48:11 PM: you already said that once and then no one showed up!

MISTRIAL!!!!!

plus i think the judge is enjoying my balls.
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Post by: needles on March 23, 2005, 02:48:57 PM: oh by the way for an unrelated reason reimero, i need a decent sized pic of you for something.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 02:53:05 PM: Shh! I'm on the phone with my first witness! He says "hi." I called him yesterday as well.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 02:53:38 PM: Define "decent-sized." And check miniwaankerbot for my webcam.
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Post by: needles on March 23, 2005, 03:05:31 PM: your witness (http://cityofmarigolds.com/images/g_si_job.jpg)? funny you're mad at me for "bumping".

yeah the pic on miniwaankerbot won't do i'm afraid. (come on seriously you'll like it)
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:07:25 PM: All right, I'm done calling my first witness. Man, he talks my ear off!

I now call to the stand... BizB
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Post by: pbsaurus on March 23, 2005, 03:08:48 PM: Quote from: needles
you already said that once and then no one showed up!

MISTRIAL!!!!!

plus i think the judge is enjoying my balls.

I was enjoying

Song: Chocolate Salty Balls
Album: Chef Aid
Artist: Chef

earlier today during my commute. I replayed it because it is just that good.
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 03:19:25 PM: Quote from: reimero
All right, I'm done calling my first witness. Man, he talks my ear off!

I now call to the stand... BizB
/me raises right hand and places his left hand on the DOS Bible (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0672226170/qid=1111609130/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/102-1162926-3288936?v=glance&s=books).
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:27:56 PM: Do you solemnly swear?

And for the record, please name your state.
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 03:29:20 PM: I swear, but not in front of BBCK.

My full name? For the record? Mr. BizarreBehavior.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:30:39 PM: I didn't ask you to state your name, I asked you to name your state.

Your dishonor, I move that the previous statement be stricken ill from the record.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:33:41 PM: Now...

Mr. BizB, is it true you were traumatized by the thread necrophilia perpetrated by Mr. Needles?
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 03:50:24 PM: Quote from: reimero
Now...

Mr. BizB, is it true you were traumatized by the thread necrophilia perpetrated by Mr. Needles?
Ohio.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:52:29 PM: I see. And how would you describe your relationship with the accused?
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Post by: needles on March 23, 2005, 03:52:56 PM: Quote from: BizB
Quote from: reimero
Now...

Mr. BizB, is it true you were traumatized by the thread necrophilia perpetrated by Mr. Needles?
Ohio.

konichiwa... it's past noon..

oh. yeah. nevermind
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 03:53:21 PM: Quote from: reimero
I see. And how would you describe your relationship with the accused?
I never had relations with that woman, Ms. Clammy.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:54:19 PM: Ah, so needles is a woman?
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 03:55:18 PM: There's no reason to get rude.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:56:26 PM: Apologies. No rudeness intended.

On a different track, is it true you have superpowers? And if so, what are they?
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Post by: hackess on March 23, 2005, 03:57:37 PM: OBJECTION!

Relevance?

Also, I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally gotta pee.
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 03:58:49 PM: Objection: objector has no standing to object, since she's now on the jury! I'm getting to my point.
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Post by: hackess on March 23, 2005, 04:00:45 PM: Objection to the prostitution's objection to my objection!

Why?

Because I can.
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 04:02:20 PM: GIS for "really gotta pee"

(https://home.comcast.net/~rico2k/JAMES2.jpg)
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 04:03:42 PM: Just because you're omnipotent doesn't mean you can...

uh....

wait. Yes it does. Objection to the objection withdrawn, but I still object!
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Post by: BizB on March 23, 2005, 04:07:55 PM: words
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 04:16:10 PM: And these superpowers failed to stop this horrible necromantic threat, didn't they? What other kind of evil supervillain powers does the defendant have?
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Post by: Min on March 23, 2005, 04:21:01 PM: Here's (http://www.cheerguild.org/multimedia/pictures/giftstores/12132003-large-cheer-angel.jpg) a baby picture of Needles. Now does that look like someone who has evil supervillain powers??
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Post by: reimero on March 23, 2005, 04:27:26 PM: :shock:

The prostitution rests its case!! This one is in the BAG!
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Post by: needles on March 24, 2005, 10:36:34 AM: yeah. well, reimarathon, i think this thing has about shot its wad.
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Post by: BizB on March 24, 2005, 10:53:46 AM: Quote from: needles
yeah. well, reimarathon, i think this thing has about shot its wad.
I heard your baby momma is a load.
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Post by: needles on March 24, 2005, 11:50:49 AM: my baby's momma? a load?

if by load, you mean fat skank diseased motherless lump of putrid black worm shit, then yes. it is.

did i ever mention my x wife has a bit of a weight problem
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Post by: xolik on March 24, 2005, 01:12:35 PM: Quote from: BizB
Really gay image.

I find these defendants guilty of severe Faggotry in Public. I'd sentence them to 10 lashings, but they'd probably enjoy it.
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Post by: needles on March 24, 2005, 01:22:47 PM: a severe tongue lashing maybe.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 24, 2005, 01:45:13 PM: For the record, I don't actually carry out the sentence personally.
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Post by: reimero on March 24, 2005, 02:52:27 PM: Quote from: TheJudge
For the record, I don't actually carry out the sentence personally.

How about for the CD? Or the 8-track?