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Title: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Crystalmonkey on July 17, 2007, 10:50:24 PM
By at least two sources as well!

One was a pair of employees that decided to announce they quit with a bang but handing in their two week notice then spoiling the book on the internet. (They warn before they do it...)

The other was a person who took pictures of individual pages of the book and leaked it onto bittorent. This is suspected to be a publicity stunt.


Either way, I'm still getting the book.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 17, 2007, 10:52:41 PM
Well even if it is leaked I'm still going to buy a hard copy as well as an e-copy.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pickled kitten on July 18, 2007, 01:13:33 AM
Um I'm not sure if this is allowed here or not, but I have the link to the leaked copy if anyone wants it. It's good so far and a TEAR JERKER.

If this breaks forum rules at all please let me know. I didn't see anything in the rules that seemed like it did, but just in case I missed something, tell me.

I'm still getting the book of course. A few of the pages on the "e-copy" are REALLY hard to read so I'll be reading it all over again this weekend.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 18, 2007, 04:27:36 AM
Nah, you're ok. You might want to PM or email such items, though.
 :-)
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: TheJudge on July 18, 2007, 06:38:00 AM
We try to not post illegal stuff on the boards, but what you do vias PM is your business.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pbsaurus on July 18, 2007, 01:02:05 PM
And I thought this was a thread about urinals.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: BizB on July 18, 2007, 01:41:42 PM
I thought it was about flatulence.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pickled kitten on July 18, 2007, 01:43:50 PM
My first thought was Olestra.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: BizB on July 18, 2007, 02:04:57 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: xolik on July 18, 2007, 02:35:55 PM
Hermoine is killed by Rita Skeeter.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 18, 2007, 02:37:16 PM
OMG OMFG What are we gonna do now?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 18, 2007, 09:07:06 PM
I've had the leaked version on my comp for over a week.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: xolik on July 18, 2007, 09:20:48 PM
I've had the leaked version on my comp for over a week.

You're admitting that you downloaded a pirated version a children's book? Wow.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Vespertine on July 18, 2007, 10:04:46 PM
I've had the leaked version on my comp for over a week.
Wow, I really wish I could be cool like you.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Stitch on July 19, 2007, 04:54:28 AM
I lost interest in Stupid Sexy Flanders after Book 5 (Phoenix?).
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 19, 2007, 05:11:53 PM
You're admitting that you downloaded a pirated version a children's book? Wow.

I didn't download it, one of my friends that's a fan sent it to me and said I should read it, because they knew I wouldn't actually spend money on it.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 19, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
"And I didn't actually read it anyway; I just skimmed the Cliff Notes."

"Wait. You got the Cliff Notes for a children's book for which you already have a pirated copy?"

"I didn't actually 'go get' the Cliff notes; a buddy of mine let me borrow his when I told him I had the copy of the book; since he knew I wouldn't actually read it."

"Wait. Your friend uploaded a copy of the book to you- because they knew you wouldn't spend money on it;
...then another buddy stuffed the Cliff Notes in your bookbag for a book you already had because he knew you wouldn't actually read the book?"

" . . . yes. And I didn't actually read the cliff notes; he told me basically what the story was."
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 19, 2007, 05:53:48 PM
 :lol:

Sounds a lot like a conversation between Oliver Douglas and Hank Kimball.

Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 19, 2007, 06:28:27 PM
"And I didn't actually read it anyway; I just skimmed the Cliff Notes."

"Wait. You got the Cliff Notes for a children's book for which you already have a pirated copy?"

"I didn't actually 'go get' the Cliff notes; a buddy of mine let me borrow his when I told him I had the copy of the book; since he knew I wouldn't actually read it."

"Wait. Your friend uploaded a copy of the book to you- because they knew you wouldn't spend money on it;
...then another buddy stuffed the Cliff Notes in your bookbag for a book you already had because he knew you wouldn't actually read the book?"

" . . . yes. And I didn't actually read the cliff notes; he told me basically what the story was."

tee hee. I actually have started reading it when I have time. It's not too bad, considering I have no idea what happened in book 6 besides the major spoiler.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 19, 2007, 06:42:39 PM
:lol:
Sounds a lot like a conversation between Oliver Douglas and Hank Kimball.
HAHA!!! +1 for that! :-D
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pickled kitten on July 19, 2007, 06:42:52 PM
So far I'm enjoying book 7. It does feel a little fanfic-ish at times though.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 19, 2007, 06:49:02 PM
HAHA!!! +1 for that! :-D
...and +1 back atcha. Great dialogue.



It even made Evonus giggle like a schoolgirl. That's so precious.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 19, 2007, 08:56:23 PM
...and +1 back atcha. Great dialogue.



It even made Evonus giggle like a schoolgirl. That's so precious.


My wang invading your eye socket is going to be precious.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 19, 2007, 09:10:22 PM
Internuts don't buy much, Cory.





edit: punctuation
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Stitch on July 20, 2007, 06:53:47 AM
Internuts don't buy much Corey.
Can I buy some Corey?
(http://flavorpill.net/sundance/feldman_by_mccarthy.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: xolik on July 20, 2007, 09:11:37 AM
So far I'm enjoying book 7. It does feel a little fanfic-ish at times though.

Yeah, that's what I thought about the whole Harry-Draco getting it on in Moaning Myrtle's stall thing too. Thank goodness it was a short chapter.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 20, 2007, 01:32:50 PM
Can I buy some Corey?
(http://flavorpill.net/sundance/feldman_by_mccarthy.jpg)

Is that the Corey You want ? Fiddy Cent for the whole thing.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pbsaurus on July 20, 2007, 01:51:02 PM
Wow, I really wish I could be cool like you.

Someday, if you strive hard enough, you can be the absolute value of his coolness.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 20, 2007, 05:30:30 PM
Someday, if you strive hard enough, you can be the absolute value of his coolness.

My coolness is unattainable.

p.s. why are you using my real name, Reland?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 20, 2007, 05:47:54 PM
BOO


Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 20, 2007, 06:02:05 PM
BOO




I'm afraid I do not understand.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Stitch on July 22, 2007, 09:31:57 AM
Is that the Corey You want ? Fiddy Cent for the whole thing.
Done and Done!
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/20/200206fiddy_narrowweb__300x360,0.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 22, 2007, 03:05:38 PM
Thank you sir. I'll wrap him up for you ...

Would you like him seasoned and/or dressed in a particular fashion ?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 22, 2007, 03:12:06 PM
I'm afraid I do not understand.
That may be due to the unattainability of your coolness.



Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 22, 2007, 03:41:38 PM
That may be due to the unattainability of your coolness.





You should be more clear.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Scheherazade on July 22, 2007, 03:45:36 PM
Speaking of Stupid Sexy Flanders...Evonus always sounded very wizard-y to me.  :w:
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 22, 2007, 03:55:32 PM
You should be more clear.
You may be right.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Scheherazade on July 22, 2007, 04:05:23 PM
You may be right.
...you may be crazy?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 22, 2007, 04:08:15 PM
Possibly.


But then it just might be a looonatic you're looking for.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 22, 2007, 04:09:32 PM
Speaking of Stupid Sexy Flanders...Evonus always sounded very wizard-y to me.  :w:

You are incorrect.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Scheherazade on July 22, 2007, 04:33:54 PM
You are incorrect.
...about what?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 22, 2007, 05:36:08 PM
Evonus has never sounded wizrd-y to you and you darn well should know it. 
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 22, 2007, 05:40:12 PM
Reland gets the picture.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Scheherazade on July 22, 2007, 06:15:51 PM
But it DOES sound wizard-y.... it's right up there with Albus, Severus, Mundungus, Evonus.....it's one of the most wizard-y sounding nonwizard names I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pbsaurus on July 22, 2007, 06:52:20 PM
What about Zungmustrians and Floatapedestrians?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 22, 2007, 07:02:17 PM
The first one sounds more sci-fi alien and the other a bit more like a Dinosapien ....
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 22, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
But it DOES sound wizard-y.... it's right up there with Albus, Severus, Mundungus, Evonus.....it's one of the most wizard-y sounding nonwizard names I've ever heard.

Back when I was in High School I used to role play. It wasn't based on anything, it was free-form, and Evonus was the name of the main character I invented. Since then it's been an alias of mine.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 22, 2007, 10:30:46 PM
Waitwaitwait. Free-form role playing?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 22, 2007, 11:02:10 PM
Waitwaitwait. Free-form role playing?


Yeah, it's basically where one person makes up a storyline(usually open ended), and then everyone else adds their own minor story arcs and plots to it. In the one I'm talking about it was my main storyline, and I had random people join in and add both to my plots and toss in some of their own. It was a lot of fun.

Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 22, 2007, 11:18:56 PM
Right. I was just making fun of you.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: TeraHammer on July 23, 2007, 12:04:02 PM
Haha I've had about the same thing with my nick. I started it 3 years ago sighing up for an online RPG text game, and I've used it ever since.

Free from RPG is pretty cool, if you get the right and creative people for it.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Scheherazade on July 23, 2007, 12:35:36 PM
Yeah, it's basically where one person makes up a storyline(usually open ended), and then everyone else adds their own minor story arcs and plots to it. In the one I'm talking about it was my main storyline, and I had random people join in and add both to my plots and toss in some of their own. It was a lot of fun.



I used to free-form RPG with my friends in the basement. But back then we just called it "tripping on acid."
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on July 23, 2007, 01:11:59 PM
My favourite character was called Sir Coughsalot when we did a similar thing.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Stitch on July 23, 2007, 03:57:12 PM
Thank you sir. I'll wrap him up for you ...

Would you like him seasoned and/or dressed in a particular fashion ?
Yes, some lemon pepper would be nice. And definitely Frank's Red Hot. Gotta make him spicy somehow.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 23, 2007, 05:27:05 PM
Gotcha -

I can also roll him up in spinach leaves and shove croutons up his butt if you'd like, no extra charge.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Evonus on July 23, 2007, 10:33:45 PM
I used to free-form RPG with my friends in the basement. But back then we just called it "tripping on acid."

There were no drugs involved in mine.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Stitch on July 24, 2007, 09:09:02 PM
Gotcha -

I can also roll him up in spinach leaves and shove croutons up his butt if you'd like, no extra charge.
Replace teh spinach with some collard, and we gots a deal!
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: pickled kitten on July 24, 2007, 10:42:41 PM
Replace teh spinach with some collard, and we gots a deal!
Make sure to demand some grape soda with those!
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: RelandR on July 25, 2007, 04:02:41 AM
Sorry. We only carry Coke™ products. How about some Prune soda, Have a nice Mr. Pibb.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 25, 2007, 04:43:36 AM
Doant ya be givin the girlies Coke™ stuff, now. Better give em Nehi® . . .thigh highs are even better!
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Chris on July 26, 2007, 08:20:38 PM
I used to free-form RPG with my friends in the basement. But back then we just called it "tripping on acid."

Didn't your parents and neighbors get mad at you and your friends for using RPGs in the basement?
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Stitch on July 26, 2007, 08:43:10 PM
I remember one time, in downtown Pittsburgh, I was on RPGs. The PPG building shattered, and I was getting all cut up. Then, all the pieces started trembling on the ground, then shot right back up to form the building.

I still remember that shit.



Remember kids:

DON'T DO PAPER FREEFORM RPGS
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: 12AX7 on July 26, 2007, 10:06:19 PM
I've been getting into freeform origami. It's a great use for my fucked up track sheets or lyric pages.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Crystalmonkey on July 27, 2007, 02:58:18 AM
I've been getting into freeform origami. It's a great use for my fucked up track sheets or lyric pages.

If you are doing something that looks like this:

http://www.origamiboulder.com/index.htm


you just failed at free form!


CONFORMIST!!!!!111
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Scheherazade on July 27, 2007, 12:52:46 PM
Didn't your parents and neighbors get mad at you and your friends for using RPGs in the basement?

No; we cast Confusion on them. All was well.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 27, 2007, 03:38:49 PM
I always try and cast paralyze.
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: Dark Shade on July 27, 2007, 04:33:03 PM
Bigby's Crushing Hand, bitch!
Title: Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders Leaked!
Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 27, 2007, 04:37:57 PM
I always wanted to try death touch but there only outside when the daystar is high in the sky.