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Title: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
Post by: CHRISTonaSTICK on August 14, 2007, 02:43:07 AM


k we all have heard of Chuck Norris yes? but have you heard of the chuck norris facts

1. chuck norris doesnt use a condom during intercorse, because there is no protection from chuck norris


plz feel free to post any chuck norris jokes here
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Post by: Agent_Tachyon on August 14, 2007, 11:24:45 AM
Q: What's a horribly out-dated meme that betrays the presenter's n00bishness and overall lack of class?

A: Chuck Norris!
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Post by: d_money on August 14, 2007, 05:02:24 PM
Is Chuck Norris still alive? I thought he died along with his jokes years ago....

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Post by: xolik on August 14, 2007, 06:17:47 PM
Fuck this thread and fuck anybody who thinks tihs kind of shit is actually funny.
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Post by: Scheherazade on August 14, 2007, 08:16:06 PM
/me is fucked
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Post by: xolik on August 14, 2007, 10:36:00 PM
Quote from: ihatecliches on August 14, 2007, 08:16:06 PM
/me is fucked

Certainly not by me.  :-D
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Post by: pbsaurus on August 14, 2007, 10:39:02 PM
Don't like the FBI agents, eh?
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Post by: xolik on August 14, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Pinki?
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Post by: pbsaurus on August 14, 2007, 10:50:18 PM
Well her too.
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Post by: Scheherazade on August 15, 2007, 01:37:37 PM
I couldn't be an FBI agent...it'd get in the way of me being a pirate.  :w:
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Post by: Dark Shade on August 15, 2007, 03:47:37 PM
Quote from: ihatecliches on August 15, 2007, 01:37:37 PM
I couldn't be an FBI agent...it'd get in the way of me being a pirate.  :w:

YARRR!

I just had to get that out.
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Post by: xolik on August 15, 2007, 04:37:00 PM
Bring me the cabin boy and a bucket of larrrrrd.





What?
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Post by: pbsaurus on August 15, 2007, 06:31:18 PM
So you're a fan of Chris Elliot movies?
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Post by: xolik on August 15, 2007, 07:05:57 PM
What the hell has he been up to anyways? I liked "Get a life."
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Post by: pbsaurus on August 15, 2007, 07:32:58 PM
That show ruled!  I loved Robin Riker, she was pure evil.