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Main Forums => Homework Help => Topic started by: ilovegeekboyz on April 18, 2010, 11:40:58 AM
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but according to the united nations..
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lolwut?
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http://www.bing.com/search?q=Cold+War+United+Nations&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC (http://www.bing.com/search?q=Cold+War+United+Nations&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC)
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Here. I can help you out.
The Cold War was a result of the United Nations joining forces with Chairman Mao, in order to stop Stalin from killing all the Blacks. But what happened was that changes in the weather through global warming created an ice age in Japan, hence the "Cold" War. Hence the JAPANESE, under Mao, had to snowshoe through the snow in order to get to Africa, the head quarters of the United Nations. They rounded up as many Blacks as they could and made their way to Russia. Now this is important, once they got to Russia, their army was so big that all the Russians could do was Laugh their Asses Off, they decided to call this expression "LMAO" because Chairman Mao was there and it all just worked so perfectly (Laughing My Ass Off). The Russians surrendered and slowly died off. The Blacks went on to steal all the Russian nuclear missiles and bomb the UN. But the UN had another head quarters down in Montego Bay that the Africans did not know about. It was here that they invented the internet.
Beauty.
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Also, toss in some stuff about Sarah Palin having a retarded baby due to Ronald Reagan vetoing the UN resolution that would have specifically forbid retarded babies from being born and that's why Glenn Beck is always crying.
INSTANT "A" PAPER