Oh. I'm quite clever. Look at that oxymoron.

(looks to camera 3)
Good Evening all. I'm the new geek on the block.

(insert spooky music)
(que smoke detector)

That's all I got. *cough* I knew the smoke was a bad idea. All I can say is that I'm truly the incarnation of sarcasm. Don't take anything I say too seriously and the world will be a better place.

Is that a good enough first impression? I didn't hink so. I gues I'll have to overcompensate by adding lots of smilies.

         
         
         
           
              :beer:

Crap! I can't even stay focused long enough to get lots of smilies. Oh well. I guess you'll just have to deal with it.