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And don't forget the 10% off your next purchase 'thank you' coopins from your last order.

What if anything do you know about the Bananafanafofeka paradox?

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That's rich 

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Hate make-up.

Greezee crap IMO.

The few women that it looks ok on don't need it.
The ones that need 'something' just end up looking like clowns.

Make-up is the personal decorative equivalent to a velvet painting of dogs playing cards.

I think Gods greasy fingerprints are indelible. If you don't get another identical miracle out of this, the disk is now permanently hosed ... only worthy of enshrinement alongside other notable icons like that holy moly mary grilled cheese sandwich, if anything.

Here you go

While Googling "joking threats" , one of the links led to various peoples accounts of (and of course replies to) having blogged or otherwise posted on der web what were clearly **JOKES** about certain elected officials and their subsequent ordeals. One in particular, Her after account Here, moved me, especially when I saw the 'meat' of her original posting.
... This was evidently her (circa - '04) Dear God-esque post::

Wassup? How's it hanging? Yeah, I know it's been a long time since we talked. This probably stems from my belief that you do not exist. Anyway, the reason why I'm calling you is because last night, President Bush said that he could feel it every time we prayed for him, and since he apparently doesn't listen to anyone but you, Lord, I thought you might pass this along to him.

Please kill George Bush. I hate him so much. I think he is a giant dick and I want terrible things to happen to him. I'm not really big on the specifics of how he dies, but if you could at least arrange it so that the authorities find his dead body on top of an underage black male prostitute surrounded by a mountain of cocaine and child pornography, that would really be super-awesome. And maybe you could have some media people there when the police find the body, so they can take pictures and stuff. That'd be fucking GREAT. Am I allowed to say "fuck" in a prayer? Shit, I just said it again. Ah, well.

Anyway, that's my prayer, Lord. Please, please, please kill Dubya. And Dick Cheney. And everyone else in the Bush Administration. Maybe they can all commit mass suicide together or something. I don't know. You're the one with all the ideas. You come up with something. I need more coffee.

Smooches and Huggles,

anniesj

Come on, people. Share your own prayers for Bush. Maybe if we all pray hard enough, Bush will feel it so deeply he'll have an aneurysm! You never know! *squeezes eyes shut and prays harder*

I laughed.

I would be interested to see whether or not the media types that sound off this way will get some sort of visit/harassment/shit from the SS the way private citizens 'catch it' or will it be summarily dismissed ?

I think it's about time that we can all talk about Naughty Fruits openly.

... but NoPixPlsKthx.

I think the scenario at least has fascist tendencies by the fact that it was not at a border crossing but on an interstate 50 miles away. Check points for dubious cause are an abomination.

Besides, the *target pest* of their quest only wants to get the fruits out of the trees, not gobble them all up entirely rendering them naughty, so naughty they can't be eaten.

This was interesting in a deja vu-ish way:

Civil liberties suspended

During the Civil War, Lincoln appropriated powers no previous President had wielded: he used his war powers to proclaim a blockade, suspended the writ of habeas corpus, spent money without congressional authorization, and imprisoned 18,000 suspected Confederate sympathizers without trial.

Never heard of it.
Be sure and tell us how it ends.

Has it?

12::  "I'll take 'Condescending Remarks' for $400 Alex!"

ALEX::  "And the answer is: "Because he's black and black people are generally cooler in society, especially if they resemble a young Will Smith." ... (and don't forget to phrase your response in the form of a question)"

*dede de de de de de ... dedededede*

12::  *buzz*   
"What is one example of the most common statements that one can make to prove you are a racist while trying to appear cool and non-racist ?"

*dingdingdingding*

ALEX::  "that is keeeeerect! ... and 12 has the board."