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« on: November 11, 2002, 09:30:57 PM »
Yesturday I learned: I hate preppies I have a leg/foot fetish and I can be the nicest guy in the world and all it gets me is a dreaded spot in the friends zone with about 20 women  Today I learned: Alot about magnets That we should all carry around Scooby Dolls wearing wizard hats and randomly smack people with it while yelling "counterspell" especially during MtG games. Inertia and Momentum are fun The laws of physics can be applied to how hard you have to shake a vending machine to get free food. Every girl I like seems to say "I'm just a friend" porn is great. Don't buy burritos from Circle-K those motherfuckas were burnt. thats all.
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« on: November 11, 2002, 07:13:25 PM »
Hmm you have alot of options
1. Porno *(billion dollar industry)* your bandwidth would die though.
2. Give it to me (I will make it about porno and videogames)
3. Witty satire and a tastefully tasteless nude of the day.
4. Web Hosting
5. Give it to some other schmoe who will make it about nothing but tasteless porn and use it to bitch about his life.
6. Use it to talk about the best resturaunts you have eaten at.
7. Do something constructive, take pictures of the hot girls in your school and post em up.
8. make it a warez site with no infinite amount of porn pop-ups
9.Can you say "Porn and Pizza" ??
10. More witty articles and flash movies
11. Blogg
12. Porn
13. More Porn
14. Gotta love Porn
15. Softcore or hard, hell polygonal women are nice too!
16.Blogging and Porn (aren't they both considered smut)
17. Stupid stuff
18 Porn and stupid stuff
19 anything you want
20- Peace
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« on: October 25, 2002, 10:08:31 AM »
Ok so here is the story so far
My mom took the computer in to get it reformated and have the videocard replaced. When it got back it had all sorts of problems on it created by incompetence and other such didlings. So she took it in again. They didn't do a damn thing. Now finally about an hour or so ago this arrogant motherfucker walked me through reinstalling windows (something I already knew how to do) and was extremely pompous and high horsed about it. I just woke up so I had no idea what was going on so I followed his directions got my computer working (semi decent) and now I have his phone number and am looking for revenge. Any suggestions?
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« on: October 16, 2002, 06:35:47 PM »
The Subject says it all!
I'm back and I solomnly swear to uphold my job as a moderator to teh best of my abilities
I promise to - Allow no incrrect uze of vrammatical error go unchallenged.
I promise to - Ban ANY and EVERY newbie who is just completly stupid (with the exception of myself)
I promise to - Close any thread I feel like closing for no damn reason just because I have the infinite power that comes with being a moderator
I promise to - Make random threads and fill them with random things that will do nothing but appease my ego and let you know that I will be watching and waiting someone to misuse the word your when they mean you're.
That is all -Carry on
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« on: September 15, 2002, 08:45:45 PM »
HN is down  damn that sucks welcome T3D enjoy your stay at the geekery
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« on: September 08, 2002, 12:54:33 PM »
that's what you get when you tell a poor nostalgic 16 yr old he needs a cane while he is drinking some Blue-Lemonade Kool-aid. It just came out I realized it started rhyming and couldn't stop 
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« on: September 07, 2002, 12:57:28 PM »
I look about 20 yrs younger when I am clean shaven but that is not too often.
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« on: September 07, 2002, 12:56:15 PM »
yeah, a cane would be nice, I could have fur coat too and everytime someone passed me in the hallway they would whisper
"It's the Kool-Aid King"
and I would be like "Oh yeah"
I would get all the hot girls and pimp em out for cash and when they came home and didn't have my money I would shove a broom stick up dey ass then I would be in league with all the drug dealers and icecream man pimps and we would sit around at a table eatin fried scrimp. I would get paid laid and never be swayed by the neighborhood crack head who is trying to sell me his brothers shades then I would walk down the street and the cops would fear and all the little kiddies would be like "The Kool-Aid King is here" I would hold up an icecream truck and buy all the kids treats and make the neighborhoold bullies bow at my feet and I would steal cable and buy back my moms vcr which was pilfired and stolen by some jack ass named Tom then I would buy all the cops donuts and while they would eat I would tell the neighborhoold gangs to frolic in the streets. Nooone would care, I think it would be neat if I had a cane and was a pimpin kool-aid freak.
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« on: September 07, 2002, 12:44:08 PM »
old enough to know better and young enough not to care!
So, how many do you remember?
1. Candy cigarettes. ---bubblegum ciggs and chocolate cigars hell yeah
2. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside. still have em
3. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles. I saw one a while back
4. Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes. does Pizza hut in 1989 count?
5. Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum. can't say I do
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles, with cardboard stoppers.not even I am that old
7. Party lines. thank god those died
8. Newsreels before the movie. I don't think so
9. P. F. Flyers. those were real?
10. Butch wax. np[e
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix, (Drexel-5505). nada
12. Peashooters. those were great
13. Howdy. I'm in Texas howdy is a given
14. 45-RPM Records. I HAVE 10!!
15. Green Stamps. nope
16. Hi-fi's. I know my grandma has one somewhere
17. Metal ice cube trays-with levers. grandma has some of those to
18. Mimeograph paper. what?
19. Blue flash Bulbs. nada
20. Beanie and Cecil. beania and who
21. Roller skate keys. before my time I guess
22. Cork pop guns. I have one
23. Drive ins. Does sonic count?
24. Studebakers. no comment
25. Wash tub wringers. no idea
26. The Fuller Brush man. thank you for my new aim s/n
27. Reel-to-reel tape recorders. <== has seen one
28. Tinker toys. bought a few
29. The Erector Set. HELL YEAH!!
30. The Fort Apache Play set. I had cowbois and I had injuns no playset
31. Lincoln Logs. WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
32. 15 cent McDonald hamburgers. is that like the 39 cent taco at tacobell?
33. 5 cent packs of baseball cards...with that awful pink bubblegum. nope 45 cent packs
34. Penny candy. my mom remembers these
35. 35 cent-a-gallon gasoline. what you smokin
AND A TIME WHEN ..................
-Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." -Yep
-Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!"-Yep
-"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest. -Messed up child hood..nope
-Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. yep
-It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. I was anti-social in my previous life.
-The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties. I always had them
-Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot. Slingshots are great
-A foot of snow was a dream come true. HELL YEAH
-Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures. Captain Bucky O'Hare, Captain N the gamemaster.
-"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense. Never in my life.
-Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles. yep
-The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team. yep
-War was a card game. still is
-Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. its nerf or nothing baby.
-Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle. I knew people who did that.
-Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin--Flinstones chewables.. Well what can I say I am 16 I am an old man
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« on: September 06, 2002, 04:42:46 PM »
School + social life involving gaming + attempting to get off my ass and find job = Less posting I like my equation better 
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« on: September 05, 2002, 09:23:55 PM »
yeah, I am in the chatroom whenever you guys aren't it is so sad
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« on: September 03, 2002, 10:05:13 PM »
actually I am more afraid of the people on "Americas Most Wanted" mistaking me for a criminal and sending me up the river.
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« on: September 03, 2002, 06:06:19 PM »
Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low there was a point in time where I would have gotten High on about 6 of thsoe but we are all better now
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« on: September 02, 2002, 09:10:24 PM »
and if you keep it 2.1 up after a while 1.9 I will ban 7.0 you just playing, just had to get in on the action 
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« on: September 02, 2002, 05:02:08 PM »
haven't posted it, I uploaded the wrong one to my pornorefic account, that is what happens when you name 8 different files "LFD"
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« on: September 02, 2002, 01:05:23 PM »
nope there was another one of me giving a thumbs up
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« on: September 01, 2002, 12:37:44 PM »
J.Reynolds Drop D El Testementa De'Amelia Try and sight read that shit 
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« on: August 31, 2002, 10:10:43 AM »
I like gourmet coffee, I don't drink it alot because I really don't need to, I may switch to a cup of joe in the mornings though...my parents get pissed when I dump 30 teaspoons of cream in mine though not to mention a lot of sugar.
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« on: August 31, 2002, 09:59:11 AM »
where the hell did that picture of me go....
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« on: August 31, 2002, 09:56:03 AM »
 yeah I'm twisted in a very twisted way
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« on: August 31, 2002, 09:54:18 AM »
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« on: August 29, 2002, 04:43:24 PM »
Remember if you don't give a mad fuck about any damn thing you can never be called a hypocrite for qouting a talking purple puppet As for the stroll down memory lane, I remember looking at this girls ass for 10 minutes today, she just bent over and started swinging her beautiful posterior from side to side while talking to the teacher. I also remember listening to the song "Yellow Submarine by the beatles" today in Enviormental Science after that we all started sniffing sharpies and entered in the surreal world of peewee herman with those spinning flowers and the talking chairs  Then this hot chick walked in and I was like "hey do you like sausages" and she was like "depends are you a carpet cleaner?" and I was like "Only if it is already shampood" then she said "Nevermind" then I woke up and realized she walked out of the class 10 minutes ago. And if you believe my fictional story based on real happenings today you are totally gullible. I would rather not mention anything I did bad when I was a little kid, I had a twisted child hood. 
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« on: August 28, 2002, 08:53:20 PM »
don't give a fuck what other people think! it is all about you, be yourself and love yourself and you will go far in this world. Atleast that is what some talking 4 ft tall puppet told me......only without the cussing.
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« on: August 28, 2002, 08:40:56 PM »
no you said something very right
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« on: August 28, 2002, 08:36:38 PM »
bah fixed it for ya unleash
thanks Banshee for the example Thanks ... *mumbles* You are the biggest asshole ever!!
Thank you for the compliment lady, I know I am
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