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« on: December 15, 2003, 07:36:40 PM »
After a big drink-fest at the local bar, a woman winds up staggering home without any clothes on, and proceeds to collapse on the street, asleep. After a big game down at the local stadium, three baseball fans are walking home together, and spy this naked woman lying on the street. The three consist of a Cubs fan, a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan, for reference. Being the gentleman that he is, the Cubs fan takes off his cap and places it down on the woman's left breast. The Red Sox fan does likewise, placing his cap over her right breast. Finally, the Yankees fan takes his cap and places it over the woman's groinal area, then proceeds to phone the police. Upon arriving, the officer checks underneath the Red Sox cap, writes a few notes, then puts it back down. He does the same to the Cubs cap, lifting it up and writing notes down. Finally, he checks the Yankees cap, lifts it up and puts it back down. He looks puzzled, and repeats the same manuver. When he does it a third time, the Yankees fan looks distressed.
"What in God's name are you doing?," he asks.
"Well I'm just surprised. Usually whenever I look under a Yankees cap, I find an asshole!" So true... *ducks, runs away laughing* *looks over shoulder* Good joke!
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« on: December 15, 2003, 07:34:07 PM »
Hey Lacerda...
FUCK YOU.
 Oh my...  I've heard something along those lines when I badmouth those Ford rustbuckets the rednecks at my school drive. Congratulations, you're on par with Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob-Earl-Bubba-Ray Jones. Ring-a-ding-ding-ding to you.
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« on: December 15, 2003, 06:19:50 PM »
I'm Scottish too.
Stu4rt CL4n pwn$ j00!!!11
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« on: December 15, 2003, 06:18:05 PM »
It truly is. I really expect more from a forum moderatour.
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« on: December 15, 2003, 05:54:27 PM »
You misspelled "behavior." Silly Canadians. 
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« on: December 15, 2003, 05:52:03 PM »
What sport is this?
Cricket, god. Didn't you know that? Everyone knows that!
*slap*
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« on: December 15, 2003, 02:53:53 PM »
Hiya Leo. Welcome to HN Lite. Chris' low-fat answer to people who want an entertaining forum without gaining so much weight.
It's perfect for snacking between meals. Yeah, charred skr1pt k1ddi3 does a number on my blood pressure. Thanks.
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« on: December 15, 2003, 11:34:17 AM »
I like Wisconsin, strong ball team.
I don't like Kentucky. I didn't mean talent wise they sucked. I just don't like them. Not a fan of the SEC. More for the ACC and Big Ten.
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« on: December 15, 2003, 09:31:53 AM »
Uh, baseball season's over. It's now basketball season, whoopee! And so I dedicate this thread to how much I like the Duke Blue Devils and also how much Kentucky Wildcats suck. Once again, Duke has a young ball club. However, they have some very talented freshmen, as well as the talented sophomores returning from last season with more experience. It might take some time, but they'll be national champions before long. I hope they beat Florida State this year, though. That game's been downright embarassing the past seasons. 
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« on: December 15, 2003, 08:40:10 AM »
I probably fall under the "Shopping is not complete until I get a [book, DVD, video game]." My friends and I are crazy like that, it's almost out of habit now. Sort of a shopping ritual.
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« on: December 15, 2003, 08:28:51 AM »
I'm like listening to Jimi Hendrix, and while his solos don't move me, they certainly are fun to listen to.
***no joke or witty comment attached***
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« on: December 15, 2003, 08:23:57 AM »
A girl at my school pulled a knife on her best friend after she found out the friend was cheating with the girl's boyfriend. None of the parties involved are atttractive in the least, certainly not worth a knife fight.
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« on: December 14, 2003, 09:54:49 PM »
Aww, forget it.
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« on: December 14, 2003, 09:38:25 PM »
I'm glad that Saddam has finally been captured. As for the consequences, it's really too early to tell. It could be a massive demoralizer to Saddam loyalists, or it could forge renewed and bitter resistance.
I've talked to people who believe that with the capture of Saddam, the fighting has ended. To believe that Saddam loyalists would drop their weapons and surrender because of his capture is simply ludicrous. I believe he will be treated as a martyr, and there will be violent reaction to his capture. Posted that at ******Network. Didn't feel like going through much trouble repeating myself, so I repeated myself the lazy way. No offense intended, of course.
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« on: December 14, 2003, 09:31:42 PM »
Thanks for the welcomes everyone. Option 6 in full effect. Phase One complete.  eggburger3, you're next!
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« on: December 14, 2003, 09:13:32 PM »
Yeah, I think Boston's got a pretty good shot for next season. I'm willing to bet they'll beat up on the Yankees. *runs away in terror*  Don't hurt me!!!
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« on: December 14, 2003, 04:50:46 PM »
I saw an episode of Rich Girls, and it was pretty pathetic. How can people be so ignorant? After all, because of their wealth, they would have more opportunities to get a good quality education and learn firsthand about the world they live in, right?
This rant is giving me deja vu. Who do I know of...?
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« on: December 14, 2003, 04:40:41 PM »
I've browsed the forums some, and I've realized it's more difficult to be a postwhore here than on ******Network. I actually have to put effort into my posts. This is gonna hurt...
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« on: December 14, 2003, 04:21:54 PM »
I'm strange, eccentric, and opinionated. However, I am a nerd, not a geek. Technology confounds me, and all I can really do with a computer is type, print, send e-mail, and some mediocre photoshopping. And watch cartoons. I love t3h int4rw3b cartoons (pardon my L33+sp34x0r).
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« on: December 14, 2003, 04:09:34 PM »
I see you're up to your old tricks. Welcome! Oh, the poll thing? I get it now! /postwhore You did vote for "Option 6," right?
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« on: December 14, 2003, 03:48:47 PM »
Thanks guys, glad to be here. Just trying to get my bearings. And what about old tricks, T3hJudg3? I didn't do nuthin'! Yet...
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« on: December 14, 2003, 02:58:50 PM »
Hello everyone. It's Leonidas. Duh. Anyway, I've decided to branch out. I'm a regular over at Hacker Network (at least I hope they've accepted me as a regular by now...), and I had heard about The Geekery there and read some of the articles. I liked what I saw, and decided to join. Anyway, about myself. I'm 16 and I live in West (by God) Virginia. I enjoy football, basketball, swimming, math, science, history (huge history buff, but please don't quiz me), and bitching about anything and everything at the expense of my good name. Just looking to have some fun, have some interesting conversations, and spread my demon seed throughout the Internet (hence the title, cue evil laugh). Just looking for a good time, and trying to contribute to the fun around here.
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