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4876
Anarchy / Halarious Video! Fat Albert Spoof. (must watch!!)
« on: April 22, 2004, 12:30:40 PM »
Since we're posting silly things in the thread, and also because I don't feel this entry deserves a new one on its own, here's a bit of D&D Geek Humor blatenly stolen from Fark in case you missed it:


RPG Office Supplies
 
11. Striped Tie of Resist Management
10. Mouse of Negate Firewall
9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner
8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance
7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline
6. Potion of Manager Detection
5. Amulet of Blame Reflection
4. Ring of Pager Control
3. Scroll of Create Intern
2. Coffee Cup of Holding
1. Wand of Project Cancellation

4877
Anarchy / Halarious Video! Fat Albert Spoof. (must watch!!)
« on: April 22, 2004, 12:15:08 PM »
I don't think cl1 is coming back. I've never understood the whole "make one post then leave" mentality. Unless it's spammers.

Whoah! Status change ahoy!  :lol:

4878
Anarchy / Stupid clients
« on: April 21, 2004, 11:20:11 AM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced


"Minesweeper Consultant Solitare Expert".

4879
Anarchy / Stupid clients
« on: April 21, 2004, 10:44:03 AM »
I would like to think that common sense would dictate testing out all code changes on a test environment first. I'd be canned rather quickly if I just pushed every patch or script change out to production right away.

4880
Anarchy / Stupid clients
« on: April 21, 2004, 09:44:35 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I have no idea what any of that code means!

4881
Anarchy / "Wrath Of Khan" approach to IT support
« on: April 21, 2004, 09:42:48 AM »
Sorry about that. Their loss, though.

4882
New Geeks on the Block / wotcha!
« on: April 21, 2004, 09:41:47 AM »
Hi. It's about time!  :lol:

4883
Anarchy / Can someone send (or refer) me Q3 or UT:GOTY?
« on: April 20, 2004, 10:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Chris
What if he doesn't have a debit/credit card to use? Then he's really out of luck.


He can always whore himself out to fifty fat chicks at a buck a piece.

4884
Anarchy / "Wrath Of Khan" approach to IT support
« on: April 20, 2004, 01:46:04 PM »
Does everybody here know what the longest one syllable word is?








KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!

4885
Anarchy / Quiz: Yankee or Dixie?
« on: April 20, 2004, 01:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
Hey Xolik... I just ran across a good one for your sig/tagline collection:

"Magic User Parking Only.  Violators Will Be TOAD."

:lol:


 :lol: I'll add that one to the pile. Thanks!

4886
Anarchy / Quiz: Yankee or Dixie?
« on: April 20, 2004, 10:05:46 AM »
57% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.

4887
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Re: Back Audio Ports
« on: April 19, 2004, 08:24:20 PM »
Quote from: CherryBomber

Am I an idiot?


Nobody who can MS Paint that well is an idiot.  :D

4888
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: April 19, 2004, 01:35:32 AM »
Cindy Lauper-

"Good Enough"-from The Goonies soundtrack.

4889
Anarchy / Re: Halarious Video! Fat Albert Spoof. (must watch!!)
« on: April 16, 2004, 03:49:53 PM »
Quote from: cl1
Huurrrrrr!


Who are you?

4890
Main Page Stuff / Sub7 Q and As
« on: April 16, 2004, 03:48:23 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
Along similar lines....




That is what I was looking for. I'm keeping this one.  :D

Yeah, I know it's a big red "X", but in preview mode it shows a "Magic" style card titled "Thread Neccromancer". It's a riot.

4891
Main Page Stuff / Sub7 Q and As
« on: April 15, 2004, 11:25:31 PM »
ARISE, MY MINION!


4892
Political Opinions / How does this help?
« on: April 14, 2004, 03:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
Who's "Cyric"?

?


**GASP**

Cyric, the Prince of Lies? He replaced Bane, Myrkul and Bhaal. Lord of Strife, Death, and Murder.

Read all about it!

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/2596/powers/Cyric.html

4893
Political Opinions / How does this help?
« on: April 14, 2004, 03:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
No kidding.

And nobody as yet has been able to tell me conclusively which "god" he is claiming is on "our side".



It's Cyric.


4894
Political Opinions / Wal-Mart & Censorship
« on: April 14, 2004, 03:02:20 PM »
How can you not like capalert? It's an endless supply of comedy material!

4895
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: April 14, 2004, 02:56:54 PM »
Quote from: Dark Shade
You're a very sick man, and I'm afraid I need to rip
out my intestinal tract and strangle myself now.


You know you want it. You can download it here!

http://taito.overclocked.org/bbobble.html

4896
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: April 14, 2004, 11:30:04 AM »
The "Bubble Bobble" theme song. Over and over and over....  :lol:

4897
Political Opinions / Wal-Mart & Censorship
« on: April 14, 2004, 10:54:29 AM »
I don't see too many people buying this except for the more, uh, devoted types of religous folk. That is, until they try to run "Passion of the Christ" through it.  :lol:

4898
New Geeks on the Block / A geek just not a very observant .......
« on: April 13, 2004, 05:16:17 PM »
Hi there! Bobo as in the teddy bear?

4899
New Geeks on the Block / New to boards, not to being a geek
« on: April 13, 2004, 03:52:44 PM »
Quote from: bobo
Hi,
just checking things looking for a cool place to hang my hat and all.

I am a trek/sci-general/kinda of computer geek. Forum looks pretty cool


Threadjacker.

4900
New Geeks on the Block / i'm sorry
« on: April 13, 2004, 01:33:20 PM »
Aw...I missed it.  :(

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