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Messages - Agent_Tachyon

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: March 28, 2008, 11:24:22 AM »
21st Century Digital Boy
Bad Religion
Against the Grain

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Political Opinions / Re: Telling me I shouldn't is one thing...
« on: March 26, 2008, 04:26:11 PM »
Wasn't it Demolition Man where the government banned salt all together?

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you reading?
« on: March 24, 2008, 11:16:07 AM »
The Proud Highway by Hunter S. Thompson.

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No I was referring (perhaps unfairly, this is something all traditional media suffers from) to Fox News' lack of ability to report things on the internet (or TERRORNET as they undoubtedly call it) before they're a few years old.

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Fox News: Fairly Laggy

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Political Opinions / Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« on: March 19, 2008, 11:30:12 AM »
His secret weapon: Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field.

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To what end?

To do this, one unravels a coathanger or other piece of wire and uses it to shove a shotgun shell (I'd recommend a blank if lethality is not desired) down the exhaust pipe til it drops into the muffler. Hopefully, a while down the road the muffler will be heated enough to set off the shell and blow a big hole in the muffler.

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Political Opinions / Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« on: March 17, 2008, 11:06:14 PM »

"Your" regular members waltz in and insult me, insult my culture, insult my allegiances, insult my nation, and insult my people, and you have the nerve tell me I can't return the favour to these assholes?  Pot, Kettle, Black.


This really did make me laugh out loud. He and a group of five of his buddies got together and slapped together some shitty free website about an imaginary country they thought up and he takes it so damn SERIOUSLY too. It's like being back in third grade!

What's really funny is that he didn't respond to my post to him, which I thought was relatively well thought out and logical, and definitely took more time to type out than he deserved.

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"Fuck you very much, the FCC,
fuck you very much for fining me,
5,000 bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck.
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me."

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Political Opinions / Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« on: March 17, 2008, 04:53:01 PM »
See I'm sad now I thought this thread would be about that family that lives on an oil rig off the coast of Australia, or that one time that Pirate Bay wanted to found their own country to free the internets or whatever they do.

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Political Opinions / Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« on: March 17, 2008, 11:43:46 AM »
Maybe you should just build a geodesic dome in Antarctica. Most of it is still unclaimed, and nobody would be allowed to send troops in to massacre you (can't say that for Africa).

Anyway if you really were a radical socialist/anarchist/commie/whatever out to improve the conditions of the African people, a good way to do this would be through EMPOWERING the disadvantaged, not jacking their land.

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As if Top Gun needed a porn parody.

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Bloated and sprawling over half the town?

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Anarchy / Re: Victory is mine!
« on: March 06, 2008, 06:37:17 PM »
Mmmm...high pot.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you reading?
« on: February 29, 2008, 11:23:27 AM »
Thanks but no thanks they always send me bong eyed and then to sleep, I think i've got the problem sussed anyways.

Know what makes ME bong eyed?

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Am I lost
« on: February 29, 2008, 11:22:28 AM »
Thanks for all the help, its so heartwarming to meet such decent people.

I now have the problem sussed, the gerbil that is powering my system was laid up having babys, now i have a super fast pc running at around 16 GPM.

16 GPM? Thats...that's OVER 9000!

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Entertainment / Re: 2008 Best Picture Marathon
« on: February 26, 2008, 11:56:59 PM »
Juno was pretty funny, haven't seen No Country but it looks awesome. Michael Clayton had one of the lamest trailers I've ever seen, but I haven't seen it so I can't judge.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: NOOB
« on: February 25, 2008, 11:29:52 PM »
A science fiction school?

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Anarchy / Re: things you say that only make sense to you and your friends.
« on: February 25, 2008, 11:29:24 PM »
We try to see how many times we can use Bad Religion quotes undetected sometimes.

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Political Opinions / Re: Interesting Question (maybe)
« on: February 25, 2008, 05:02:01 PM »
I'm uncomfortable with the idea of electing a leader who's never even TRIED a cigar.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« on: February 25, 2008, 12:02:58 PM »
The difference between a suthern zoo and a nawthern zoo...

A suthern zoo has a placard describing the animal species followed by

 a recipe.

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Anarchy / Re: things you say that only make sense to you and your friends.
« on: February 25, 2008, 12:49:30 AM »
We do the same thing with 23.

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Anarchy / Re: post your cute pet pictures!
« on: February 24, 2008, 02:43:28 PM »
It's all about the benjamins.

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Political Opinions / Re: nader announces another presidential bid
« on: February 24, 2008, 02:42:50 PM »
RON PAUL!!!!1111

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Anarchy / Re: things you say that only make sense to you and your friends.
« on: February 24, 2008, 02:39:57 PM »
Let's go torch an orphanage!=Let's leave immediately.

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