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« on: October 26, 2005, 04:57:39 PM »
1.  Google.com
2.  Type in 'Failure'
3.  Click on "I am feeling lucky"
4.  Watch what happens..

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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2005, 05:09:05 PM »
Ah-hahaha.

It came up with this: CLICK.
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Re: failure in google - not what you think..
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2005, 05:26:23 PM »
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1.  Google.com
2.  Type in 'Failure'
3.  Click on "I am feeling lucky"
4.  Watch what happens..

:-)


Welcome to two years ago. How is 2003 these days?
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2005, 10:48:05 PM »
Wow, just wow. That is too funny.
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2005, 08:34:44 AM »
It works with "miserable", too.
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2005, 08:55:44 AM »
THIS IS FRESH AND EXCITING!

HAY GUYS HAVE YOU TRIED 'FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES' YET? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2005, 09:05:18 AM »
Oh yeah?  Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of YOU!
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2005, 11:08:06 AM »
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Oh yeah?  Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of YOU!


Oh! Oh snap!  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2005, 11:47:34 AM »
And, the diarrhea store called, they're running out of you, too!</lame>


Someone should see what comes up if you type "Hacker forum" into google.  I bet that's funny.
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2005, 12:40:55 PM »
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And, the diarrhea store called, they're running out of you, too!</lame>


Someone should see what comes up if you type "Hacker forum" into google.  I bet that's funny.


Well it definitely wasn't HectarNetwork.com
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2005, 01:41:03 PM »
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And, the diarrhea store called, they're running out of you, too!</lame>


Someone should see what comes up if you type "Hacker forum" into google.  I bet that's funny.


Well it definitely wasn't HectarNetwork.com


You mean The Whorehouse, don't you?
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2005, 01:46:48 PM »
Nope, I was thinking about registering hectarnetwork.com  

Wouldn't that be pHectarter than The Whorehouse?
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2005, 02:30:38 PM »
That would definitely be pHectart.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2005, 03:14:57 PM »
Maybe if you build it, they will come.  I'm not sure though.  Same reason we don't get all the same people over here, or at haxor central, or BC.  There's no way to recreate the feel of the whorehouse.

You can certainly try though.  I'll Hectar it up there!
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2005, 05:25:19 PM »
Could you please tell me what Hectar is?

I'm guessing it's not a good thing.
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« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2005, 05:29:36 PM »
The answer is available somewhere.
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« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2005, 05:57:47 PM »
Actually, it started at the whorehouse.
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« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2005, 05:59:15 PM »
I just did a search here for "hectar" and found that the last time you asked that question, I answered it.
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« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2005, 06:26:59 PM »
somewhere or at The Whorehouse?
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« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2005, 11:28:37 PM »
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I just did a search here for "hectar" and found that the last time you asked that question, I answered it.


Woops, will use the search then. Sorry about that.
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« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2005, 11:33:54 PM »
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I just did a search here for "hectar" and found that the last time you asked that question, I answered it.


Hectar!

I found the post, must have skipped over that page the last time I looked at the topic.

Thanks Detta!
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« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2005, 11:35:11 PM »
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Quote from: Detta
I just did a search here for "hectar" and found that the last time you asked that question, I answered it.


Woops, will use the search then. Sorry about that.

hectar
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« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2005, 12:15:11 PM »
hectar?
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« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2005, 12:27:15 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2005, 12:58:48 PM »
Misato you're signature pic is quite pHectart!
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