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Author Topic: News Report: Ford Motor Company to sell luxury line  (Read 1907 times)

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News Report: Ford Motor Company to sell luxury line
« on: May 29, 2007, 10:27:06 PM »

Chevy Chase:  And now, to comment on the recent news that Ford may sell off one of their luxury lines, our own Emily Litella.
Emily Litella:  Thank you, Cheddar.
It has come to my attention that the Ford Motor Company may be offering vulva for sale.  If a company like Ford Motor Company can get away with selling.... you know... well, what's this world coming to?  There was a day when you couldn't even SAY vulva in mixed company.  Now, people throw words like 'vulva' and 'penis' around as easily as words like 'kitty' and 'Richard'.  You have to won...
Chevy Chase: Excuse me
Emily Litella: ...der what....
Chevy Chase: Excuse me, Emily.  That's Volvo, not vulva.
Emily Litella: Oh.  That's different.  Never mind.
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Re: News Report: Ford Motor Company to sell luxury line
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 10:57:06 PM »

Oh, Gilda. You died too young.
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Re: News Report: Ford Motor Company to sell luxury line
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 06:42:05 AM »

Indeed.
I wish there was a way to type Rosanne Rosanna Danna comments and have them come across correctly.
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