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Caption Contest #725
« on: March 03, 2004, 02:45:16 PM »
It's been a while. I could have picked a better image, but this is it.



My God! Do something about your breath man!
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Caption Contest #725
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2004, 03:13:38 PM »
"I JUST SAVED 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!!!!!'
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2004, 03:42:29 PM »


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"What do you mean our party is  now surrounded by Ogres? Before we started this campaign, you asked if I needed any material spell components and I said yes so I can cast 'Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog!'"

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Re: Caption Contest #725
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2004, 03:53:47 PM »


"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!"
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Caption Contest #725
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2004, 05:12:54 PM »


"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRITNEY SPEARS ISN'T A VIRGIN?!"
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2004, 05:15:58 PM »
"HEY!  YOU WANNA GO TO SAN FRAN AND GET HITCHED!?"
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2004, 07:24:43 PM »
Act now and you can receive not one, not two, but THREE. That's right, THREE full suits of armour at teh low price of 19.99
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2004, 09:18:03 PM »
Demo stole my Penzance idea, so I'll be back...
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2004, 09:20:49 PM »
"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2004, 09:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Law
"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"


ROFL!!!  Good one!

Is that a reference to what I think it is?

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2004, 10:21:55 PM »


"Please, sir, may I have some more?"

"WHAT???"
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2004, 10:42:29 PM »
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"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"


ROFL!!!  Good one!

Is that a reference to what I think it is?

Yup.  :D
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2004, 10:49:44 PM »


"WHO'S THAT POKING OUT OF MY TROUSERS....... IT'S WILLY!"

All i could come up with.   :cry:
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2004, 02:56:27 AM »
"....Because I am your pimp, and you will do what I say, Man-ho"
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2004, 10:22:39 PM »


" Whaddaya mean by insinuatiing Giacomo Puccini is puerile and boring, you pusillanimous, pugnacious, pustule infested, louse ridden whoreson of a quadrillion rabid weasels?"


I  truely enjoyed writing that. :D
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Caption Contest #725
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2004, 10:51:33 PM »


What's the difference? I agreed to wear it. It's - it's a puffy shirt. I feel ridiculous in it, and I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2004, 11:02:59 PM »
You think I should see a dentist about this tooth?
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2004, 09:14:26 AM »


"My pot pie!"
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2004, 03:08:04 PM »


"WHASSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!!?"
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Caption Contest #725
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2004, 10:57:50 PM »


"I'm telling you! I saw Hob Goblin around here!"
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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2004, 08:58:13 AM »
I was waiting for someone to say the WAAAAZAAAP thing.

Was bound to happen hehe.
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2004, 06:49:04 PM »


Found a hobo in my room.

All your base are belong to us.

You bought an N'Gage, didn't you?/10

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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2004, 07:21:54 PM »


"I just got my wisdom teeth out today, wanna sneak a peek?"

EDIT - Holy crap, the Hob's back! ;)
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2004, 10:18:23 PM »
Are you bloody mad?!  You bleeding godforsaken fool!!  You miserable, maggot of a vermin infested roach!  You oh illest of the forsaken sons of a... MOTHERLESS GOAT!!
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