Topic: My position says annoying newbie.... but i am a hacker. (Read 12919 times)

hackess · « **Reply #25 on:** November 09, 2006, 09:47:32 PM »

Quote from: jeee on November 09, 2006, 07:04:00 PM

Considering he's only 13 it was a good intro but i have no idea about minor policies here. Chris ?

I don't think we have one. Though, maybe we should so we don't get every pre-teen wanna-be hacker flooding the place like what happened with HN, considering most of us here are of college age or older.

And Lucifer, lighten up.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:48:39 AM »

Edited above post to reduce child abuse, for Madame Catwritr.

Was I being bitchy? I'm sorry, I just don't like self proclaimed children. Em, I mean, self proclaimed geniuses. Self proclaimed children geniuses.

Also, +1 to Ivan for bringing teh funnay. New Guy, do you smoke? I figure that would help calm your vastly superior intellect and keep your mind working at a more tolerable place so you don't get all John Forbes Nashy at times.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:27:28 AM »

Why are you a fan of kimchi

kimi_fan · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM »

First of all i have some beef with LuciferSam

My brother attends a catholic school and he is 11. When he was 10 he didnt have a quarter of the knowledge i had about computers and mathematics.

I think your a bit jealous, and i think you should be!!!

LOL

I am sure you have heard of an IP address.... if you havnt its a address which identifies your computers network.
Think about the links between IP and hackers and then get more afraid

Be very scared

Oh... and since you want to cuss me i will pose a couple of questions to you.

1. In nuclear science what is the difference between fusion anf fission.
2. Rubisco is a bio enzyme, could you tell me where it is found and what its job is.
3. Could you demonstrate some Taylors Theorem for me aswell.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:13:09 AM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

First of all i have some beef with LuciferSam

My brother attends a catholic school and he is 11. When he was 10 he didnt have a quarter of the knowledge i had about computers and mathematics.

I think your a bit jealous, and i think you should be!!!
LOL

I am sure you have heard of an IP address.... if you havnt its a address which identifies your computers network.
Think about the links between IP and hackers and then get more afraid
Be very scared

Oh... and since you want to cuss me i will pose a couple of questions to you.

1. In nuclear science what is the difference between fusion anf fission.
2. Rubisco is a bio enzyme, could you tell me where it is found and what its job is.
3. Could you demonstrate some Taylors Theorem for me aswell.

-1 for not being teh funnay.

"Rubisco" (RuBisCO, you HUURRRR) is a catalyst in the preliminary stage of carbon fixation, in a Calvin cycle, and it is found under a rock on the 183rd footstep (boot size 42 European, 9 American) of the path of Scott's expedition of the Antarctic. The difference between fusion and fission is NOT, as commonly believed, at the molecular level but rather the fact that "Fusion" is what many Swedish scientists work on every day (joining several nuclei join together to more sexy, massier nucleus) to create efficient energy, while Fission is the "melodic death metal" band they listen to while drinking Jolt cola and Bawlz to stay awake.

The brainchild of Benny Hägglund and Andreas Hedlund, their 2004 metal anthem "Crater" contains many fine examples of canned music, with such devastating Nordic thunder-tracks as "The Core - 118 Protons of Insanity", and "Eremiten"; all in all, a solid metal mainstay for the region, but lacking the wherewithall to become a more mainstream metalcore band that Pbsaurus might enjoy; these factors making up the primary reasons they have yet to attract the attention of any major western metal labels for widespread North American distribution.

Taylor's theory, obviously, is the theory that for every year under 40 that an individual has lived, they are that percentage less likely to be able to name any film work Elizabeth Taylor did after "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

Who's jealous now?

Edit: Also, as has been previously stated, I surf the internets using a Nestler slide rule, I usually use a casio slide rule, but I'm mobile right now. Not a whole lot of b0xx0r to h4xx0r in a Nestler Nr. 0210 Darmstadt. All my sensitive data is on the Casio.

BizB · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:42:47 AM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

My brother attends a catholic school and he is 11. When he was 10 he didnt have a quarter of the knowledge i had about computers and mathematics.

Did you even bother to read what LS said?

your = possessive form of "you"
you're = contraction for "you" + "are"

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

I am sure you have heard of an IP address.... if you havnt its a address which identifies your computers network.
Think about the links between IP and hackers and then get more afraid
Be very scared

Whatever. I've got a tool you might find useful, mr. haxx0-rz

-1!!11!OMGLOLWTFBBQ! for being unfunny.

+1 to LS for the laugh this a.m.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #31 on:** November 10, 2006, 10:53:38 AM »

Quote from: DiscipleOfChaos on November 08, 2006, 01:52:08 PM

Now let's not pigeonhole him so quickly, he could be an axe-hacker, or a katana-hacker.

Or a herring-hacker, but I think those are more common in British forests.

xD +1

You're incorrect, Disciple. It's a medieval method.

ivan · « **Reply #32 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:25:42 PM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

First of all i have some beef with LuciferSam

My brother attends a catholic school and he is 11. When he was 10 he didnt have a quarter of the knowledge i had about computers and mathematics.

I think your a bit jealous, and i think you should be!!!
LOL

I am sure you have heard of an IP address.... if you havnt its a address which identifies your computers network.
Think about the links between IP and hackers and then get more afraid
Be very scared

Oh... and since you want to cuss me i will pose a couple of questions to you.

1. In nuclear science what is the difference between fusion anf fission.
2. Rubisco is a bio enzyme, could you tell me where it is found and what its job is.
3. Could you demonstrate some Taylors Theorem for me aswell.

Stop being annoying. You are way, way, way out of your league child, wheather it be in the realm of the technical, literary, philosophical, comical or even just plain posting crap on the internets. It really doesn't matter what you know at 11 or 13 or 25 or 50 or 90. It's what you do with it that counts.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #33 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:21:35 PM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

First of all i have some beef with LuciferSam

My brother attends a catholic school and he is 11. When he was 10 he didnt have a quarter of the knowledge i had about computers and mathematics.

I think your a bit jealous, and i think you should be!!!
LOL

I am sure you have heard of an IP address.... if you havnt its a address which identifies your computers network.
Think about the links between IP and hackers and then get more afraid
Be very scared

Oh... and since you want to cuss me i will pose a couple of questions to you.

1. In nuclear science what is the difference between fusion anf fission.
2. Rubisco is a bio enzyme, could you tell me where it is found and what its job is.
3. Could you demonstrate some Taylors Theorem for me aswell.

You aren't a hacker. You disgrace real hackers. Hackers know basic grammar.

-1

ivan · « **Reply #34 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:45:51 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on November 10, 2006, 05:21:35 PM

Hackers know basic grammar.

-1

They do?

Scheherazade · « **Reply #35 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:25:22 PM »

Quote from: ivan on November 10, 2006, 05:45:51 PM

They do?

In my experience they do. Sometimes they mock grammar on purpose, but they do know basic grammar. And I do know many hackers. Hacking is big at my school. The school system here focuses on computer technology.

ivan · « **Reply #36 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:52:48 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on November 10, 2006, 06:25:22 PM

In my experience they do. Sometimes they mock grammar on purpose, but they do know basic grammar. And I do know many hackers. Hacking is big at my school. The school system here focuses on computer technology.

It does?

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #37 on:** November 10, 2006, 09:32:11 PM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

First of all i have some beef with LuciferSam

My brother attends a catholic school and he is 11. When he was 10 he didnt have a quarter of the knowledge i had about computers and mathematics.

I think your a bit jealous, and i think you should be!!!
LOL

I am sure you have heard of an IP address.... if you havnt its a address which identifies your computers network.
Think about the links between IP and hackers and then get more afraid
Be very scared

Oh... and since you want to cuss me i will pose a couple of questions to you.

1. In nuclear science what is the difference between fusion anf fission.
2. Rubisco is a bio enzyme, could you tell me where it is found and what its job is.
3. Could you demonstrate some Taylors Theorem for me aswell.

could you demonstrate some writing that shows that you're even at the level I would expect from an average ten year old for me aswell.

TheJudge · « **Reply #38 on:** November 11, 2006, 08:03:06 AM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on November 10, 2006, 05:21:35 PM

Hackers know basic grammar.

-1

Quote from: ivan on November 10, 2006, 05:45:51 PM

They do?

We do?

Oh wait you said hackers. I thought you said H4XX0RZ.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #39 on:** November 11, 2006, 10:27:23 AM »

Quote from: ivan on November 10, 2006, 06:52:48 PM

It does?

....yes....

Why do you act like it's rare? All anyone wants us to be anymore is software engineers and computer science majors.

But I want to be...a LUMBERJACK!

Dark Shade · « **Reply #40 on:** November 12, 2006, 05:48:10 AM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on November 11, 2006, 10:27:23 AM

But I want to be...a LUMBERJACK!

And that's OK. Would you sleep all night and work all day?

Chris · « **Reply #41 on:** November 12, 2006, 10:09:01 AM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

Oh... and since you want to cuss me i will pose a couple of questions to you.

1. In nuclear science what is the difference between fusion anf fission.
2. Rubisco is a bio enzyme, could you tell me where it is found and what its job is.
3. Could you demonstrate some Taylors Theorem for me aswell.

You do know that anyone can find the answer to anything online, right?

Epsilon · « **Reply #42 on:** November 12, 2006, 02:24:50 PM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 10, 2006, 07:48:50 AM

I think your a bit jealous, and i think you should be!!!
LOL

Are you laughing with yourself? Or at yourself?

Scheherazade · « **Reply #43 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Dark Shade on November 12, 2006, 05:48:10 AM

And that's OK. Would you sleep all night and work all day?

Damn skippy.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #44 on:** November 13, 2006, 01:28:36 AM »

Quote from: Chris on November 12, 2006, 10:09:01 AM

You do know that anyone can find the answer to anything online, right?

Or the QUESTION to anything!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #45 on:** November 13, 2006, 01:32:49 AM »

Quote from: LuciferSam on November 13, 2006, 01:28:36 AM

Or the QUESTION to anything!

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #46 on:** November 14, 2006, 06:19:27 PM »

Quote from: Epsilon on November 12, 2006, 02:24:50 PM

Are you laughing with yourself? Or at yourself?

I thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #47 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on November 14, 2006, 06:19:27 PM

I thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".

Only for you

kimi_fan · « **Reply #48 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:32:25 AM »

Quote from: Chris on November 12, 2006, 10:09:01 AM

You do know that anyone can find the answer to anything online, right?

Yes. There are ways to match the text up to the website that it originally came from. This will prevemt copying from the internet.
My grammar is fine. It was just that i was in a rush that day, as i was posting from school, (never late for my lessons)

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #49 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:56:23 AM »

Quote from: kimi_fan on November 15, 2006, 08:32:25 AM

Yes. There are ways to match the text up to the website that it originally came from. This will prevemt copying from the internet.
My grammar is fine. It was just that i was in a rush that day, as i was posting from school, (never late for my lessons)

You mean like with one of those whacky search engines like in Reader's Digest? Please don't use your secret knowledge on me Sommy!

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