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The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #475 on: January 25, 2006, 08:54:26 PM »
I miss PeyoteCoyote :(
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« Reply #476 on: January 26, 2006, 05:06:25 PM »
So, there's this guy who sits a couple aisles over from me at work.  He has one of those gian tubs of Red Vines licorice on his desk.  The cheesy fucker is charging people!!!!!  I swear to Pepe that I have never, ever seen someone do this.  I mean, when you put candy on your desk, it's there for any random person who wants some.  I swear, some people... :roll:
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« Reply #477 on: January 26, 2006, 05:35:26 PM »
Wow.  I'll joke about charging people, but that is way beyond societal norms!
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« Reply #478 on: January 26, 2006, 06:37:36 PM »
It's been a while, so we've amassed some more "off" headlines:

"Man's Body Found"
"Beer Stabbing"
"Krispy Kreme a Security Concern?" (Sioux City, Iowa)
"New Elephant Law?" (Omaha, Neb.)
"Fire Destroy's Fire Chief's Home"
"Almost Annual Crappie Derby Postponed"
"Sea Monster Overtakes Museum" (Idaho)
"Hiccup Causes Death"
"Bank Robber Signs"
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« Reply #479 on: January 26, 2006, 09:04:43 PM »
:lol

Was the Sea Monster named Sigmund?
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« Reply #480 on: January 27, 2006, 10:49:49 AM »
Gotta watch out for those beer stabbings.  They'll sneak right up on ya.
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Re: More Headlines
« Reply #481 on: January 27, 2006, 06:56:57 PM »
Quote from: catwritr
It's been a while, so we've amassed some more "off" headlines:

"Man's Body Found"
"Beer Stabbing"
"Krispy Kreme a Security Concern?" (Sioux City, Iowa)
"New Elephant Law?" (Omaha, Neb.)
"Fire Destroy's Fire Chief's Home"
"Almost Annual Crappie Derby Postponed"
"Sea Monster Overtakes Museum" (Idaho)
"Hiccup Causes Death"
"Bank Robber Signs"

I found one on a local news website that cracked me up.
"Paratroopers doing gay porn?"
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« Reply #482 on: January 27, 2006, 07:00:21 PM »
I just had the best backrub ever and now I don't want to go back to work. I'm starting to like Fridays....
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« Reply #483 on: January 30, 2006, 11:13:33 AM »
Who you gonna call?

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« Reply #484 on: January 30, 2006, 11:27:02 AM »
I used to have that game for Atari.
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« Reply #485 on: January 30, 2006, 01:40:00 PM »
I miss my Atari.
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« Reply #486 on: January 30, 2006, 03:06:32 PM »
Me too!  My mom did find me a Nintendo 64 at a garage sale though.  Then, just 2 weeks ago, she gave me another Nintendo 64.  When I told her that I already had one, she said that she knew that, but figured I'd need a backup.  Makes me feel better about missing my Atari.

P.S. My mom is the best!!!
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« Reply #487 on: January 30, 2006, 03:45:40 PM »
I have the original Nintendo and the Sega Genesis.  My dad sold our Atari and all the games at a garage sale years ago.  I could kill him for that.
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« Reply #488 on: January 30, 2006, 05:04:47 PM »
I could go for some hot Mario Brothers ACTION!!!
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« Reply #489 on: January 31, 2006, 04:39:14 AM »
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I could go for some hot Mario Brothers ACTION!!!


Dont tell me, you want to be Princess Peach?
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« Reply #490 on: January 31, 2006, 08:55:15 AM »
You say that as if it isn't already so.   :?
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« Reply #491 on: January 31, 2006, 01:33:04 PM »
menage a trois, eh?
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« Reply #492 on: January 31, 2006, 02:04:08 PM »
I like to play mario as much as possible.

Eat shrooms. Grow large. Jump a lot. Throw turnips.
Become hot and sexified and shoot fireballs.
Collect coins.

Edit: Still have 2 NES, one Sega with Sega CD, PSX, and PS2.
My roomate just got the 360, has the Xbox, SNES, N64, Gamecube
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« Reply #493 on: January 31, 2006, 06:58:47 PM »
I still have my N64...

Long live Mario Kart!
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« Reply #494 on: February 01, 2006, 05:32:38 PM »
I never lost a game of Madden 64.

I lost every single game of Bond for the 64.

But Mario Kart was the most fun...by far!
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« Reply #495 on: February 02, 2006, 09:27:32 PM »
am I the ONLY person in the known universe who misses her 3DO?
Way of the Warrior!!!
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« Reply #496 on: February 03, 2006, 09:43:05 AM »
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am I the ONLY person in the known universe who misses her 3DO?
Way of the Warrior!!!


Nope, I miss my 3DO also. I might dig it up just so I can play Slayer again.
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« Reply #497 on: February 03, 2006, 10:47:17 AM »
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I still have my N64...

Long live Mario Kart!


I still have it too, it is better then the one on the GC
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« Reply #498 on: February 03, 2006, 01:56:02 PM »
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« Reply #499 on: February 03, 2006, 02:51:39 PM »
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originally posted by Teh Judge over at HectarNetwork
We should do one based on that, but predend the e-mail is from a sperm bank, and regarding unclaimed sperm samples.


Since I can't log in there from work, I just wanted to comment that it sounds like you are on to something here!
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