This thread has nothing whatsoever to do with the HECTAR! thread at the other place.
I thought it would be interesting and useful (or not) to have a running thread of posts that made you "OMFGLOL!!!1" or at least chuckle, so that when your mother dies of bone cancer, your father slips a disc and falls down ten flights of stairs and enters a permanent coma, your cat gets hit by a truck, and you loose 10,000 dollars in the stock market all in one day, you can come here and have a fleeting moment of happiness before your drab life catches up to you once again. I will start:
Uh-huh.
I can't believe you burst in here and demand an emotional response from a complete and total stranger about some 3rd party to which we have no connection, real or imagined. At least post a picture and tell me about the sob story about how she contracted this horrible disease by no fault of her own because she was in Mexico when she got bit by a huge spider and the only way to get the venom out was to suck it out. Then, to her dismay, the guy who saved her life also sentenced her to her death by passing on his HIV infection... ironically.
And she has new puppies to care for, too.
Hectar!... I mean, OMFGLOL!!!