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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #675 on: January 14, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »
Quote from: ivan on January 14, 2009, 02:38:38 PM
COFFEE FILTERS -- 1957 vs 2007

Scenario 1: Mark and Johnny, a same-sex mixed race couple in rural Oklahoma, put a coffee filter in their Melitta, and attempt to brew some coffee.

1957 -- The filter breaks, prompting Mark to swear loudly. A passing woman hears him through the window, and complains to friendly law officer Smith about the breach of community decency standards. Officer Smith has a conversation with Mark and Johnny and ascertains that they are living together. Pending arrest warrants for breach of sodomy laws, officer Smith spreads word around town that Mark is shacking up with a person of color. A lynch mob is formed by the school's vice principal, who has a shotgun. Actually, every person in town over age 2 has a shotgun. Johnny is dragged out on the street and hung from a tree. Mark commits suicide in the town jail.

2007 -- Mark and Johnny each enjoy a cup of almond-mocha decaf while listening to show tunes.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #676 on: January 14, 2009, 04:23:38 PM »
Quote from: ivan on January 14, 2009, 02:38:38 PM
COFFEE FILTERS -- 1957 vs 2007

Scenario 1: Mark and Johnny, a same-sex mixed race couple in rural Oklahoma, put a coffee filter in their Melitta, and attempt to brew some coffee.

1957 -- The filter breaks, prompting Mark to swear loudly. A passing woman hears him through the window, and complains to friendly law officer Smith about the breach of community decency standards. Officer Smith has a conversation with Mark and Johnny and ascertains that they are living together. Pending arrest warrants for breach of sodomy laws, officer Smith spreads word around town that Mark is shacking up with a person of color. A lynch mob is formed by the school's vice principal, who has a shotgun. Actually, every person in town over age 2 has a shotgun. Johnny is dragged out on the street and hung from a tree. Mark commits suicide in the town jail.

2007 -- Mark and Johnny each enjoy a cup of almond-mocha decaf while listening to show tunes.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #677 on: January 16, 2009, 08:42:50 PM »
Quote from: xolik on January 16, 2009, 07:57:47 PM
If only there were some kind of network for hackers....
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #678 on: January 16, 2009, 09:38:39 PM »
Agreed!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #679 on: January 22, 2009, 04:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Novice on January 22, 2009, 02:45:35 PM
A møøse once bit my sister.

lmfao
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #680 on: January 28, 2009, 03:17:21 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #681 on: January 29, 2009, 09:22:02 AM »
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

And who says with age come's wisdom?

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #682 on: February 03, 2009, 09:30:44 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on February 02, 2009, 05:32:38 PM
I used to love Manilow berries when I was younger.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #683 on: February 04, 2009, 08:23:33 AM »
Quote from: BizB on February 04, 2009, 07:35:52 AM
Of course creationism wasn't taught when you were in school... back then, it wasn't even history yet!

Good one, old man.   :wink:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #684 on: February 09, 2009, 08:39:25 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on February 09, 2009, 05:01:57 AM
Please make a intro thread in the Newbie Section first. Otherwise you could get flamed.

 oh and Welcome to the Geekery! :-)
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #685 on: February 11, 2009, 02:55:53 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #686 on: February 12, 2009, 09:37:55 PM »
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Quote from: bananaskittles on February 12, 2009, 03:24:34 PM
Pshhhhhhh, its a bunch of self absorbed people telling me that I can get whatever I want in life without working for it

They're called "Democrats"
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #687 on: February 13, 2009, 06:04:01 AM »
Quote from: xolik on February 13, 2009, 01:43:14 AM
I'm stuck with a blue ball. Not too far off from reality, actually.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #688 on: February 13, 2009, 09:49:42 PM »
Quote from: ivan on February 13, 2009, 06:32:34 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST DROPPED THE MAIN GODDAM TABLE!!!!!!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #689 on: February 16, 2009, 01:05:35 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #690 on: February 16, 2009, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: buisysignal on February 14, 2009, 10:56:35 PM
I beleive Obama will be the begginning of a new era of honest politics.

THERE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT GAWD
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #691 on: February 18, 2009, 11:50:34 AM »
Quote from: HeavyJay on February 18, 2009, 10:59:43 AM
I'm Fat-American.  Let my people be free.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #692 on: February 18, 2009, 06:00:33 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #693 on: February 18, 2009, 06:08:24 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #694 on: February 18, 2009, 07:27:12 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on February 18, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
I love maple syrup, and my mistake Detta. You clearly know more aboot what goes on up north. Brb Moose hunting.

Dude, the moose hunting is priceless but the rest is definitely hectarworthy too.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #695 on: February 19, 2009, 01:54:21 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #696 on: February 19, 2009, 11:45:41 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on February 19, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Kleenex? I don't understand... Are you going to jerk him off?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #697 on: February 20, 2009, 10:15:21 AM »
Quote from: xolik on February 20, 2009, 02:25:42 AM
I don't think Detta can provide the amount of Kleenex needed to mop that up.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #698 on: March 02, 2009, 12:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Detta on March 02, 2009, 12:33:42 PM
I still think about that post over at HN where you called me an uppity dame.  It was 6 or 7 years ago, but I think about punching you in the head every day because of it.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #699 on: March 03, 2009, 10:59:35 AM »
Quote from: Detta on March 03, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
You don't have to sign your posts.  We know who you are.
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