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Limited to beer and wine:  how many in 5 hours?

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Author Topic: How many do you drink at a wedding?  (Read 4703 times)

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How many do you drink at a wedding?
« on: November 09, 2007, 05:14:42 PM »

Uh....research.   Just curious, really.  Enrique thinks the average is lower than I do.

Let's say you were limited to beer and wine.  How many would you drink between 6 and 11 pm on a Saturday?
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2007, 05:50:55 PM »

I limit myself to one per hour.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2007, 12:31:56 AM »

I'd have one or two during the reception usually.  So invite me and I can help bring your average down.

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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2007, 02:31:56 AM »

Easily ten or more. I tend to make a fool of myself at weddings, once whatever required duties are done.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2007, 05:08:48 PM »

That depends on the mood, if it is a good party with dancing and stuff then around ten but not more.

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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 07:53:09 AM »

I limit myself to one per hour.

Same here
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 11:47:26 AM »

Like Biz and Socrates about one an hour would be my most likely consumption.  But you have to factor in the people who don't drink at all also.

Put it on the invitation with the R.S.V.P. that they have to tell you how much and what they are going to drink.   :-D
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 05:07:05 PM »

Maybe I'll put "BYOB" on the invitation.  Then when they get there I'll say I was only kidding, of course!  But I'll keep all the beer.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 06:50:08 PM »

Maybe I'll put "BYOB" on the invitation.  Then when they get there I'll say I was only kidding, of course!  But I'll keep all the beer.

That's a great plan, now why didn't I think of that?
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 09:36:40 PM »

I usually make it a point to have about ten or more, especially when the best man says that everyone should get as drunk as possible.  He's the best man, so he must be pretty important, I figure.

But on a more serious note, yeah, at least ten.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 11:00:31 PM »

Greets, Leo.  Long time.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 05:57:11 AM »

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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 11:47:06 AM »

The last wedding I went to I had 2 glasses of champagne and 1 glass of wine.  I was going to have another, but then the centerpiece on our table came crashing down and took out my water.  Somehow that was a deterrant, dunno why.  I try not to drink too much at weddings, it gets embarrassing.  There was a hopelessly drunk guy at the last wedding I went to and everyone was watching him as though he was a show on TV.  Also, my parents were there, so that would have been weird.  The wedding I went to before that had no alcohol at all.  It was weird.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 06:11:43 PM »

Weddings without alchohol are amish or end up in a divorce within 5 years.

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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 06:46:07 PM »

Weddings without alchohol are amish or end up in a divorce within 5 years.

Or take place at in-patient rehab facilities.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 03:49:05 AM »

Weddings without alcohol are Amish or end up in a divorce within 5 years.

Hear hear. :P
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 06:07:33 PM »

*Mental note:  Do not invite the people who replied "10 or more"*

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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 06:08:13 PM »

Open bar is open game.
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2007, 06:09:10 PM »

*Mental note:  Do not invite the people who replied "10 or more"*

;)

You just ruled out most of the interesting people here, I suspect.  :)
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 04:12:39 AM »

I guess it all depends on the quality of the booze....
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 04:42:01 AM »

You just ruled out most of the interesting people here, I suspect.  :)

Oh, totally. We would've brought the house down.  :wink:
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Re: How many do you drink at a wedding?
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 11:39:49 PM »

Weddings without alchohol are amish or end up in a divorce within 5 years.

They are pretty religious, but I think there was no alcohol because either it was too expensive an option, or the church would not allow it (the ceremony and reception were in the same place, 2 different rooms).  However, there was a small chocolate fountain, so that was kind of awesome.
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