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Author Topic: Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons  (Read 3434 times)

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Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons
« on: October 21, 2008, 02:51:56 AM »
I am an avid gamer geek when it comes to fighting games, asians and anything that involves the lopping of limbs.

Now there's nothing that annoys me more on these games than guys using girly weapons like fans or umbrellas or gals using guy weapons like gigantic hammers or axes. But it occured to me that so many games piss me off because of that but I can count the number of girly and guy...y weapons on one hand!

Flutes, fans, umbrellas, hairpins and bracelets TO ME are girly weapons and Giant hammers, giant axes, giant maces and nunchaku are guy weapons. Everything else I think is unisex.

Feel free to complain about my choices if you think I'm wrong and add in new stuff too. But these are just games, I don't really care about real life things unless you've lopped yourselves an arm or two... But even then meh...

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Re: Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 09:17:50 AM »
Would a gigantic black dildo, a la GTA SA, be considered a girly weapon or a manly weapon?

Dildos in general are more closely associated with females, but then again it's a giant black cock.
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Re: Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 08:51:03 PM »
Oh... Good question... I guess it depends on which way the character swings.
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Re: Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 10:32:29 PM »
Depending on what game you play, Heihachi uses bracelets as a weapon. At least on Soul Calibur, that is his upgradable 'weapon'. Come to think of it, that hair looks suspiciously groomed . . .
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Re: Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 01:20:52 PM »
So what about the pen?
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Re: Girly Weapons and Guy...Y Weapons
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 01:32:24 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on October 22, 2008, 01:20:52 PM
So what about the pen?

www.penisland.com sells lots of good pens.
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